(Michael and Jeremy arrive at 'Payless Shoes' to by the SQUIP...)
Jeremy (spoken)
I like your sideburns
Wolverine right?
A few chuckles came from around the room at Jeremy's attempt to make small talk.
Scary Stockboy (spoken)
Let's see the money
Jeremy (spoken)
What?
Scary Stockboy (sung)
It's from Japan
"Ughhh, not again." Rich groaned.
It's a grey oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
"Yeah, yeah, we know," Chloe groaned.
Jeremy (spoken)
How did you know that was why I'm here?
Scary Stockboy (spoken)
Just look at you kid
"Ha!" Jake burst out laughing.
(Jeremy proceeds to take out his 600 dollars)
That's four hundred?
Jeremy (spoken)
Four?
Scary Stockboy (spoken)
You got a problem with that?
"He was so, so scary." Jeremy wined.
Jeremy (spoken)
No! Actually there's a guy at my school who's charging...
"Tall ath! Don't tell him that!" Rich screeched.
"Come on, Jeremy! Why would you do that?" Brooke asked.
"I panicked!"
Michael (spoken)
Wow. Four? Well if you insist...
"At least one of us is sensible." Michael said sarcastically, earnibv a few chuckles.
(The Scary Stockboy pulls out a box of ladies running shoes.)
Jeremy (spoken)
Ladies running shoes?
(The Scary Stockboy opens the box and grabs the pill from inside it.)
Scary Stockboy (spoken)
Just so we're clear, this is untested technology.
"First sign that this isn't good." Jenna said.
And it's not exactly legal.
"And thereth the thecond," Rich added.
Which is why your paying with cash at the back of a shoe store. I have no responsibility for what it does to you.
Jeremy (spoken)
What might it?-
"A lot of shit." Michael said grumpily, if only they knew back then what it'd do to everyone.
Scary Stockboy (spoken)
To activate, take it with Mountain Dew. Don't know why. Just something about Mountain Dew.
"Why do you need to use Mountain Dew to activate it?" Christine asked the SQUIP.
"I don't have an answer that. It may possibly be just because there are different colours. Green to actives, or go, and red to deactivate, or stop."
"I thought you where all knowing," Michael snapped.
"And I thought you knew I nearly took over a whole school, yet you are still arguing with me." The SQUIP replied.
Michael just slouched in his chair mumbling something that nobody could hear. Although, it sounded like it consisted of swears.
That sounds about right.
This is important!-
I'M SOLD OUT!
Jenna (spoken)
Of shoes?...
"Oh! Sorry Jeremy, he would've probably told you how to deactivate the SQUIP." Jenna said mentally face-palming.
Scary Stockboy (spoken)
Oh... your here for shoes?
Scram kid
Jeremy (spoken)
Wait, you where gonna say something important-
Scary Stockboy (spoken)
Oh yeah, all sales final.
"Really, so you can't just puke it out and give it back," Jake said sarcastically.
We have a pair of killer pumps.
"Omg! Were they cute?" Brooke said.
"You will totally have to show us." Chloe added with a smile.
Jenna smiled back "Sure!" She said happily.
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Be More Chill Reacts to Be More Chill
FanfictionLiterally what the title says. The characters of Be More Chill react to Be More Chill. BTW this is the Two River Theatre cast! May have triggers, you know what happens in the book, but if I do add anything else I will add a the triggers/trigger at t...
