Be More Chill pt1
THE SQUIP (sung)
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture, then the rest
Jeremy (spoken)
But I AM a masturbator..
"Why are guys so confident in saying that stuff?" Chloe said, slightly disgusted.
THE SQUIP (sung)
We'll fix that
All your nerdiness is ugly
If Michael was already tense, then now he was fuming.
Jeremy (spoken)
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but..
THE SQUIP (sung)
All your stammering's a chore
Michael wrapped an arm around Jeremy.
Jeremy (spoken)
Wh-wh-what?
THE SQUIP (sung)
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
"I am a pretty good singer if I do say so myself." They could tell that they was pissing Michael off. "And a good instructed. Jeremy you should know. Michael you should to. Jeremy would still be the nerdy, hormonal teenager. You should thank me Michael, your popular now. Without me you would be the geeky, lonely, retro... loser-"
Michael flinched slightly at the words, gripping Jeremy slightly tighter. Jere squeezed the other tight, hating to relive all the words.
Buh
Jeremy (spoken)
Wha?
THE SQUIP (spoken)
Buh
Jeremy (spoken)
Wha?
THE SQUIP (spoken)
No
Jeremy (spoken)
Aah!
THE SQUIP (spoken)
Stop
(Sung)
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
Jeremy tensed, closing his eyes.
Jeremy (spoken)
Jesus Christ...
THE SQUIP (sung)
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
"You won't assist, though." Jake said blankly.
"Technically I actually did assist." The SQUIP replied.
"Yeah, in making him an athhole!!" Rich shouted back.
You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill
Be more chill
(Spoken) First thing's first, go buy a new shirt
Jeremy (spoken)
What?! What's wrong with my shirt..
"Nothing." Michael said into Jeremy's shoulder.
THE SQUIP (sung)
It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why
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Be More Chill Reacts to Be More Chill
FanfictionLiterally what the title says. The characters of Be More Chill react to Be More Chill. BTW this is the Two River Theatre cast! May have triggers, you know what happens in the book, but if I do add anything else I will add a the triggers/trigger at t...
