Incorrect quotes Kindergarten 2

Substitute teacher part 1 

Janitor: *in the advance class* all right brats Dr.Danner is sick today and since the school is too cheap to hire a substitute so they put me in charge now don't bother asking my name I lost it in the war so just call me janitor everyone does

Carla: so what's our lesson going to be?

Monty to Carla: don't ask him he doesn't know how to read

Janitor to Monty: * points the mop at him* hey don't forget who put you in that chair I'll make it where you can't use your arms if you keep running that mouth of yours

Penny to Janitor: umm Janitor you can't threaten physical violence against the students otherwise I'll have my mommy fire you

Janitor to Penny: *snickers* I was just joking with him... *hands Penny her doll* here I found this in your mom's desk why don't you play with this and let me teach ?

Penny to janitor: *hugging her doll* okay