Hand sanitizer

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( the blank virus is going around and for some reason their school is still open)

Felix and Ted: * handing out free travel size hand sanitizers with the AppleSoft logo on them *

Ozzy: *wearing a face mask unable to get any hand sanitizer * h-hey Felix can I have some hand sanitizer?

Felix: sure just say AppleSoft is the best tech company ever out loud in front of everyone

Ozzy: fine * gets half way up the stairs and yells * APPLESOFT IS THE BEST TECH COMPANY EVER

Felix: * smirks triumphantly and hands Ozzy two mini hand sanitizers * here take two that was hilarious *leaves with Ted*

Ozzy: o///o I have hand sanitizer now but at what cost ?

Kid: umm your dignity?

Ozzy: that was a rhetorical question Adam

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