Smile Dip

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(Smile dip is a candy that looks like Fun dip from Gravity Falls which basically makes you see a lot of stuff )

Felix: *walks into school and sees a big bag (gallon) of smile dip candy in his locker * what's this ? *opens and eats some* o_o .....*eats 2 cups worth*

(In his head )

The room turns into huge golden mega palace where everyone's worshiping him like a king

Felix : :3 *wearing a crown and everything * yes i'm your king worship me

Money is raining out of the galaxy looking sky and there's a huge statue of him slaying a dragon outside in the courtyard

Felix : this is amazing

(In real life)

Felix : * laying on the floor his pupils are huge muttering gibberish *

Ted: ....Felix you okay?

Felix: *kicks him in the leg* BEGONE DRAGON

Ted: o_o .....

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