Background checks

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by Evilflippyfan205

                                    
                                              (The school is under certain investigations after the lab is discovered in the school's basement ) 
                          F Principal: * over the loudspeaker * Attention all staff due to certain... investigations The school is under I will be doing heavy background checks over all staff members.... for those of you who have unsavory things in your background check I advise you to make your plea deals now 
                          ( with the Janitor) 

                          Janitor: * starts taking everything that's not nailed down* 
                          Bob: ...umm Mr.Janitor what are you doing? 
                          Janitor: taking everything I can before she does a background check on me .... now are you either going help to get this stuff to my car or am I also going to have to hide a body after this 
                          Bob:.....
                          (Mis.Applegate ) 
                          Mis.Applegate: well class since I'm no longer going to be a teacher in a few minutes I might as well give you my brutally honest opinion about how I feel about all of you 
Let's see Ted you're a weakling 
, Buggs I hope you like prison because you're gonna spend a lot of time there, Cindy  I hate you so much I hope you die in the gutter, 
kid .... you're actually OK you're my favorite student in this class , 
Nugget  honestly you really need to belong in a mental asylum , and 
Ozzy quit being such a germaphobe germs are everywhere 

(Dr.Danner ) 
                          Dr.Danner: * not worried about this sipping coffee* 
                          Felix: :/ aren't you concerned about the background checks? 
                          Dr.Danner: nope I got tenure *sips coffee* 
                          (Margaret ) 
                          Margaret: *also not concerned as she knows her sister isn't going to fire her *