Dear Abigail Breslin,
(More like AbigFAIL Breslin)
You suck.
What I find really funny is Mikey's reaction to the song, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha".
I mean that wasn't even a music video.
A cacia B rinley
A bigail B reslin
Someone see a pattern...?
For those of you who don't know, Abigail wrote a song directed at Mikey called 'You Suck"
She is so unoriginal.
I MEAN THIS IS SO PATHETIC.
SHE IS DESPERATE TO GET MIKEY'S ATTENTION.
ATTENTION-SEEKING BIATCH
I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE IS CRITICISING HIS SINGING. CAN'T SAY MUCH HERSELF CAN SHE, HUH?
And also about the scar above his eye?
Wtaf, Abigail, did you run out of inspiration and have nothing else to sing about?
This part in particular:
I hate the scar, above
Your eye it looks like you're on drugs
THE HELL ABIFAIL THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE? HOW DOES A FRIKKIN SCAR ABOVE YOUR EYE MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ON DRUGS?
ANSWER: IT DOES NOT
And you really need to learn to wash your hair
Overall, you're not a catch
ARE you talking about fish? (You're not a catch) WHAT EVEN.
You're just a dumbass
Like you then.
Bleachin' your hair
Well I hope it all falls out
Right now this is just plain rude. YES MIKEY DOES DYE HIS HAIR QUITE OFTEN, BUT SAYING THAT YOU HOPE SOMEONE'S HAIR FALLS OUT?
And especially Mikey's?
Nu-uuh. You did not.
I HOPE YOURS DOES YOU WANNABE-TAYLOR SWIFT.
I am torn between crying with laughter and punching her in the face.
#AbigailYouTried
Tip for next time: Make sure you have a fanbase before releasing a hate music video. Surely you weren't stupid enough to think you had more fans than Michael Clifford?
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