Wattpad's Complaints Department

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What do I call the people who whine about the simplest things on Wattpad? The people who make others feel gulity because of one little thing that shouldn't even matter. The people who says shit about the person when it shouldn't even be a fucking problem. I call the it "Wattpad's Complaints Department" or the "Wattpad's Whiny Bitches Department".

   True story:

 A girl wrote a whole complaint about the word "whilst" talking about it doesn't sound right or the authors shouldn't use the word anymore and just use the word "while" instead because it means the same thing. Then she goes on how the word is cliche because stories that are "cliche" use the word whilst a lot.

  Just one question before I start off this rant.

  How the fuck the word itself becomes "cliche" because it's used in many cliche stories? That doesn't even make any sense. And if it doesn't make any sense, then your complaints are invalid. Buh bai.

   The authors write how the fuck they want to write. They are in control of their story and sometimes I think people forget that. People, get this through your head: they don't give a shit. If you actually write a rant just because a story uses the word whilst and you go on how you will never read a story that uses that oh forbidden word, I feel absolutely sorry for you. Sorry on how immature that is.

   What? You're 18? Bitch I didn't ask for your age, nor does it matter. Age does not define on your maturity, intelligence, respect, etc

If you're telling me you're 18 years old and could probably kick my ass, I would laugh in your face because how much of a dumbass you look. What you're gonna kick my ass? How are you going manage that? Caps-lock me to death?

  These people whine about the stupidest things that would literally make face palm on how high the stupidity level is.

Then the most ignorant thing most of these people do is they bash the author because of it. Are you kidding me right now?

I was sitting in my room just doing my own business. Then I scroll down my library to check for updates. Then I see one of my favorite stories says it's DELETED. I'm over here freaking out because it was such out of the blue. How did this happen, I wondered. Then I discovered that bitches have been sending hate towards the author because one of the chapters is a sex scene and it was horrible. Saying "it was not graphic enough" and "isn't realistic". I literally stared at the reply for my question on why it was deleted.

   *calm breathing*

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? ARE YOU FOR REAL? GUESS WHAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT, THE AUTHOR WAS UNDER THE AGE OF 16 AND WAS A VIRGIN. NOW FUCKING TELL ME IS THAT REALLY REASONABLE FOR YOU TO SEND HATE TO THAT INNOCENT GIRL. FOR GOD'S SAKE HOW WOULD SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO KNOW HOW IT WOULD FEEL LIKE FROM STEP TO STEP

 And you're probably wondering on why she just didn't skip it. Well bitches like you keep demanding a dirty scene you nasties. Like a kind author she is, she delivered what you asked... more like demanded. Are you guys that needy? Ever heard of porn? Watch that to "relieve" yourself.

The book was so goddamn good too, but nooo. You bitches have to end everything good.

Honestly you guys just need to shut the fuck up sometimes. Sometimes opinions are not needed. Say them in your head or some shit then get off the fucking story if it bothers you that much. No need for you to make the person feel bad about something they really shouldn't. Now it's just you wanting the person to feel bad for no apparent reason due to your lack of immaturity.

Before you go on about how "I say what I want to say" blah blah blah "it's my opinion" blah blah blah "freedom of speech"blah blah blah. Yeah, shut the hell up. Don't you dare fucking say "ever heard of freedom of speech?" yes, you are obliged to your own opinion and you are free to say whatever, but that doesn't give you the reason to act like an asshole.

   Opinion? That's another way of saying "hey I'm going to be an asshole but then it's okay because I can say this to your face". But guess what, along the way of saying your opinion, you hurt the other. People have fucking feelings too you piece of shit and what you said hurts me. Do not say all that shit to me and expect me to be okay about it because I'm not okay. I was never okay the moment you said "This is my opinion" or "No offence, but..."

Lesson for today: Just stop whining about the littlest shit. You act like it's a matter of life and death. How about being the better and bigger person next time and keep your opinions to yourself next time. Now I'm not saying you can't state you're opinion, I'm saying if it's not that big of a deal, then it's really not that big of a deal. Your opinion is not needed in this situation. So leave it alone. It's not that hard. You're just too stubborn to realize that.

Leave it alone. If it's not that big of a deal, then your opinion is not needed, I say as I high five Jesus Christ and ride off into the sunset on my golden skateboard. Narely dudeee

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