Y'all: this girl is never gonna update this book
Me, eating cake: hey I wanna update that one book.
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"Hi again, Y/N-Chan! Glad to see you didn't dip out on us. Like MC did..." Stan greeted me with his blinding smile. Who's MC? I thought but didn't have the balls to ask. After mentally slapping myself I went into the clubroom.
"Nah, don't worry! This might be a little strange for me but I at least keep my word." I said smiling.
Well, Holy shit. The auther is actually writing again. (Shut up reader) It feels good to be back here. I ran a little late because my teacher wanted to reward me for such a good job, he gave me a bag of (favourite chips/pretzels,etc) because of that im a little late to club.
As I walked in everyone was sitting down doing their own thing. "Thanks for keeping your promise, dude. I hope you don't get overwhelmed or anything. I've read that diving into somthing unfirmiler can give you even more stress than your job or school." Kyle said approaching me.
"I actually did feel a little stressed but I figured it'd be worth it."
"Why's that?"
"Becouse I get to see you."
After i said that he got really flustered and awkwardly laughed. I smiled at him, feeling proud that I managed to fluster him. But after i regreated it because it gained the attention of Cartman.
"Stressed? That bitch cant get stressed. She doesn't even do shit. Kinny told me she didnt even want to join the club!" I tilted my head but relized he was talking about Kenny.
"Well-" as I was about to talk Cartman interrupted me. "Just how lazy are you? If you dont take this club seriously then I swear to God I will-"
He caught himself before he could finish. He huffed and looked away from me with his face red.
I went quiet, unable to respond to that. "Cartman, you have a pretty big mouth for someone who keeps his manga collection in the clubroom." Stan said, defending me with a smirk on his face.
Do they always fight like this? "You are a fucking bitch, HOW COME KENNY CAN KEEP HIS FUCKING PLAYBOY COLLECTION HERE BUT I GET JUDGED FOR MY MANGA COLLECTION? THE FUCK STAN? YOU FUCKING HIPPIE??" Cartman said, his face flushed with anger.
Damn. I burst out laughing, barely able to stand up. "SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE! MANGA IS LITERATURE!!" Swiftly defeated, Cartman plops back into his chair and pulls a Hershey's bar out from his pocket. "You guys are fucking bitches." He said before taking a angry bite out of his choclate bar.
"Umm... Anyway! Don't worry, guys! Y/N always gives it her best as long as she's having fun. She helps me at my house all the time. Like cooking, cleaning my room, shopping..."
Kenny said, trailing off.
My face flushed, remembering how we spent the night. When I woke up Kenny was gone, on the poem he helped me write he wrote, "Off for breakfast!" And didn't return.
"How dependable!" Kyle said, I blushed at his words. "T-thats only cause your room is so messy that it's distracting. Not to mention you almost set your house on fire."
Kyle laughed at our bickering. "He always use to do that back in elementary school. I always had to cook for him-" Kyle covered his mouth quickly as if by doing that his words would disappear. I looked around and saw Stan staring intently at Kyle.
Like he didn't even hear anything, Kenny smiled nervously and said, "Is that so? Ehehe.." Instead of dwelling on it everyone didn't comment on it, so i didnt either.
Clearing his throat Kyle responded, " You two are really good friends, huh?"
Kenny nodded eagerly. "I might be a little jealous.."
Don't be, dont be. You might fall in love
"Dont be jealous! You and Y/N could become good friends too!" Kenny said smiling.
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(I guess you wondered where I've been. Or not.)
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Fanfiction"Love me or fear me Y/N. You're staying." . Kenny has been your childhood friend ever since you could remember. He was the one who took you to the club You sold ur soul for! Stan Marsh is being a little to nice for comfort here... ~ Stan as MONIKA ...
