Doki Doki South Park Edition!

Stan

Kenny frowned a little but didnt respond. What's up with him lately? The Kenny I know would have responded with something so nasty everyone would drop the conversation, But this one is so...mature. Of course its the same Kenny. I shoke my head and Stared at the cupcake.

Its probably poison. Cartman is quiet, he's trying to be sneaky and glance at me. Most likely to see if i ate the cupcake yet. "Is is posion?" I asked absentmindedly. "Why the fuck would it be poison dumbass?" Cartman asked with a frown. He likes me..obviously I'm perfect, he wants to see if I like his cupcake. I took a small bite. "HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST CUPCAKE EVER!" I shouted.

Everyone looked at me like I was an alien. "Eh hehe." I nervously laughed. "Thank you Cartman." I said with a slight blush on my face. "First, Calm down bitch I know its yummy. Second, why are you thanking me? I didnt make them just for you..."

Cartman said blushed a deeper red then me, He then looked away in embarrassment.

"Nani? You technically did." I said smirking. "W-Well maybe!!" despite his aditude he's really cute. "But not for.. y'know. you. Dumbass.." Cartman finished. I shrugged and gave up on his weird logic. Kyle returned to the table, carrying a tea set. He carefully places a teacup in front of each of us before setting down the teapot  next to the tray of cupcakes. Am i dumb or is that a fire hazard?

"You guys keep a tea set in here? Isn't that kind of y'know. Against school policy?" I said confused. "Don't be such a pussy...I mean uh we have permission."Kyle said while taking a sip of tea. "Don't be intimidated! Kyle really wants to impress you~" Stan intruded with a smirk on his face.

"N-No...dude what the fuck?" Kyle looked away, his face red with embarrassment. "I meant it... Y'know." Kyle mumbled. "I believe you." I said smiling warmly. I don't believe him. Why's everyone so nervous chill out, you boys, okay.

Wait, they can't hear me. Oh well I'm to lazy to repeat it.
"So what made you consider the literature club?" Asked Stan. "Uh..." I was afraid this question would come. Something in my head tells me its a horrible idea to tell Stan that Kenny dragged me here by my shirt collar.

"Well, I haven't joined a club ever and Kenny seems happy here so... Connect the fucking dots." I said while combing my fingers through my hair. "Thats Okay!! Don't be embarrassed." Stan smiled warmly at me. "We'll make sure you feel right at home. As president of the literature club its my duty to make this club fun and exciting for everyone!!" Wow, Stans really different now.

"Stan I'm surprised." I said. "I'm confident that we can all grow before we graduate."  He said with a slight blush. How the hell is he not is he not out of breath. "Right everyone?"

"Yup!" Said Kenny while reading his playboy.
(playboy is literature) we'll kick ass." Said Kyle. "You know it hippie!" Cartman smirked. Stans eye twitched at Cartman's agreement, but  his gentle aura stayed the same. Such different boys.

All with the same goal. Acually I think Cartman has plans to take over the world...I get that vibe from him. Stan must have worked hard to find these three. Maybe that's why they were so delighted by the idea of a new member joining.
"So Y/N.. What kind of things do you like to read?" Asked Stan.