"Heeeeeey!!" Screamed an all to firmiler voice. I see an annoying parka wearing boy running towards me from the distance,waveing his arms in the air like he's tottaly oblivious to ANY atention he might cause to himself. Or to me.
That boy is Kenny McCormick, my neighbor and good friends since we were childern. (Sure my parents gave his family the house but what can I do.) You know the perverted one.The kind that makes jokes about sex. The boy it works out with just because we're childhood friends. We used to walk together, but starting around high school he would oversleep so I get tired on waiting for him.
BUT if he's going to run after me like a lost puppy, I almost feel better running off. Like a fuking savage. However I just face palm and idle in front of the crosswalk like a dummy and let Kenny catch up. When he finally does he put his face on my shoulder while taking deep breaths.
"This is why you shouldn't wear that parka." I mumble. "Forgive me it was in plain sight and I overslept again!" he said digging his face in the crook of my neck. I sigh. Wait he doesn't have on a shirt under that- "But This time I cought you. You walk fast to have that big of a butt." he mumbled getting his face out of my neck.
"Maybe perv boy, but that's only becouse I stoped and waited for your ass'" I say crossing my arms."Such unneeded cursing."He mumbles."You say that like you were PLANING on ignoring me." he says pouting."Well I DID think of it..."I trail off.
He punches me in the arm lightly. "That's mean!" he finishes. I stare at him blankly. "What if people stare! I don't need anymore people shipping us." I say rolling my eyes."But I do!" he whines."Anyway, you did wait for me,after all." he says wiggleing his eyebrows. I smack him playfully.
He laughs it off. We cross the street to get to the school. As we draw near, the streets become increaseingly speakled with other students makeing their daily commune.
"By the way sweetie." starts Kenny. "Have you decided on a club yet?"
Oh shit wait were those manditory? "A club?" I say using more enthusiasm then necessary."I told you I don't plan on joining a club unless it's manditory. Plus I haven't been lookin either." With a flick of my wrist, I get ready to tune him out again.
"EH? You've forgotten already?" he responds completely annoyed."You told me you would join a club this year!"
"Oh fuck did I"? I ask. I'm sure it's possible that I did. I do block out his sexual conversations a lot. One of those could of turned into the topic of a club. I'm fine with spending my evenings doing (fave activity) and eating junk food.
"I was talking about that new playboy I got. Then somehow it transferd to how we spend very little time together!" complained Kenny. "Your pleasure is really important to me y'know." he shruggs. "But we've never had sex." I say.
"Never say Never."
I silently gag. "Oh and your happyness is key in my life." He says taking hold of my hands. i blush."Y-Yours t-too."
I respond."Never make me worry for you. Join a club so we can hang more." he says. "Fine I'll look at a few clubs if it'll make you happy." I mumble.
"Will you at least promise me you'll try. Just a little." he said being serious. "I promise." I sigh. "HELL YEAH!" He shouts. I jump a little. Startled. Why do I let myself be lectured by this Perverted boy? I guess seeing him worry makes me want to ease his mind a bit.
I mean I do know everything about him. We get to the school and we part ways.
<Fukin time skip broght to you by Sayori>
The school day is as ordinary as ever, and before I know it. It's over. After I pack up my things, and stare blankly at the wall, looking for an ounce of motivation. "Clubs." I say. Kenny wants me to check out some...clubs. I'll start with the Anime club. "Heelloo??" said an all to farmiler voice. God damnit Kenny.
"Kenny?" I ask looking to Kenny. Kenny must have came in while I was having a stareing contest with Mr wall. I look around and realize I'm the only one in the classroom." I thought I'd catch you coming out the classroom. But that wasn't the case." he says while playing with the strings of his parka."Honestly your even worse then me sometimes... I'm sorta impressed."
"You don't NEED to wait for me, It'll make you late for your..Club." I respond.
"I thought you might just go home so I came to y'know..." He trails off. "Know what?" I say raising an eyebrow. "Well you could come to my Club." he says starting to blush."Is it a porn club?" I ask. "They won't allow that in school so I chose the next best thing." he responded still blushing.
"The literature club..." he says.
"Kenny.."
"yeah?!?"
"There's no way I'm going to your Club."
"Hey I told you it wasn't for porn! Plus I'm vice president! So it'll be fun!"
"No"I finish. "C'mon please!!" he begs."Why do you care so much if I join?" I ask crossings my arms over my chest. "well.." he trails off.
" I sorta told the club I would bring a New member..." he states."So Cartman made cupcakes and everything. "he said giggling awkwardly. It be a shame to screw up his rep. I let out a long, long, long sigh.
"Fine... I'll stop by for a cupcake, okay?" I say feeling hungry.
"Yay! Let's go~" he says.
And thus marks the day I sold my soul for cupcakes.
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Фанфик"Love me or fear me Y/N. You're staying." . Kenny has been your childhood friend ever since you could remember. He was the one who took you to the club You sold ur soul for! Stan Marsh is being a little to nice for comfort here... ~ Stan as MONIKA ...
