Doki Doki South Park Edition!

Cartman, Kyle and...

Kenny pushed through the door like this is the best thing that's happend to him.

"Everyone! The new member is here!!"  Kenny said, with a dorky smile. "Who the fuck said I wa-" I stopped mid sentence and glanced around the room. "Welcome to the literature Club. It's a pleasure meeting you..." said a red head. Isn't he the one that won the math bowl for us? What was his name again?

"Kenny always says nice things about you." he finishes. "Seriously?! You brought a girl?!?" says a fat boy looking at me in disgust.

"Ah, Y/N! what a nice surprise!" said A boy wearing a beanie with a red puff ball. " Welcome to the club!" I stayed silent not knowing what the hell to say. I was in a room full of incredibly cute boys... Me being the only girl. "THE HELL YOU LOOKING AT? IF YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING SAY IT! BITCH!" yelled the fat one.

I bit my tounge. "S-sorry." I said ignoring all the profanities in my head. "Cartman..." started off Kyle. The boy with the sour attitude, whose name is apparently Cartman, is the one I don't recognize. His short chubby figure makes me thing he's a first year. He's only taller then me by an inch. Yet he's smaller then the other boys. And much rounder as well.

He's also the one to make cupcakes. As stated by Kenny."Just ignore fatass her when he gets Moody.~" Kenny said that quietly in my ear. "Anyhow~ this is Cartman, there's not much to say except he has a lot of... Ideas." said Kenny uncomfortably." And that's Kyle, Smartest In the club. You may know of him since he won the math bowl for our school." said Kenny patting Kyle's Back.

Kyle, who appears more comparably more mature and timid, seems to have a hard time keeping up with... Cartman. "Ah... Nice to meet both of you..." I say blushing uncontrollably while smiling. "Why the fuck does her face look like that?" mumbled Cartman. Kenny shrugged.

"And it sounds like you've already met Stan, is that right?" asked Kenny like he's not a fucking pervert.
I was tempted to ask what the heck was wrong."thats correct!" said Stan busting In on our conversation."Great to see you again. Y/N." he said Smiling sweetly. We DO know each other-- well, we rarely talked, but we we're in the same class last year. Class 69. Stan was probably the most popular boy in class-- Smart athletic and good looking. Basically completely out of my league.

So having him smiling at me so genuinely feels a little... "Y-you too, Stan..." I say my blush getting redder by the second. "Come sit down, Y/N! We made room for you at the table, so you can sit next to me or Stanley." smiles Kenny.

"I'll get the cupcakes~" said Kenny jumping up and down. Now there's the Kenny I know and love. "Hey! I made them, I'll get them!" said Cartman crossing his arms over his chest. "Sorry..." said Kenny slightly offended. "I got a little excited." Kenny mumbled the last part.

Still feeling awkward, I take a seat next to Kenny. "Okaaay! Are you readyy?" said Cartman Smiling for the first time since I came here. "Ta-daaa!" said Cartman taking off the foil off of a tray. "Uwooooah!!" said Kenny in surprise.

The trey reviled a dozen white, fluffy cupcakes he decorated to look like Fluffly white Cats. The whiskers are drawn with icing, and little pieces of choclate were used to make eyes."so.... Kawaii!!" shouted Kenny with stars in his eyes.

"Just hurry and take one." said Cartman smiling wider.
Kenny grabs one first, then Stan. I follow. Cartman grabs a cupcake and shoves it into his mouth. Not hesitating to get another. "It's delicious!!" yells Kenny. He was talking with his mouth full and has already managed to get icing on his face.

"Well of course it's good to you but that because you've probably haven't had anything made with brand name suger." says Cartman.

(Who the hell looks up to Cartman? So I changed Monika into Stan.)