The one in which Yuuma hates/fears valentine's day because of a series of unfortunate situations througout his life.
Today seems like a perfectly normal day. There is nothing out of the ordinary. The birds are chirping outside happily, the people are going about their day, the sun is shining, this was a regular Wednesday.
Except it's not.
This Wednesday happens to fall on the 14th of February. None other than the dreaded Valentine's day.
Valentine's day. The day of love, the day of confessions, and dates, and romance, and heart shaped chocolate, and heart shaped decorations, and heart shaped teddy bears, and heart shapes outfits, and heart shaped every.fucking.thing.
For a certain boy, currently buried under at least 3 blankets to block out all potential sunlight and noises, this wasn't it. He hated valentine's day with all of his being.
He's like the Grinch, but the Valentine's day edition!
Yuuma was the Grinch of Valentine's day.
It's not that he hates it when others are celebrating their love, it's not he hasn't spent a single decent valentine's day since he got into his first relationship!
It all started 11 years ago, when he was 8 years old. He was 'dating' his neighbor. By 'dating' he means they called each other boyfriend and girlfriend, and they would hold hands and awkwardly kiss each other's cheeks but never lips because that's forbidden before marriage! He's pretty sure he'd pluck flowers from his sister's mini garden to gift his wonderful girlfriend of 5 days. She was a cute girl, he was tiny and naive. They would wish each other a happy anniversary everyday, and they 'got together' 5 days before Valentine's day. He was actually excited to spend his first valentine's day with an actual 'lover' as he had seen his older sister do before. Unfortunately, he got dumped on Valentine's day. She told him she found someone better than him, someone who gifts her candy instead of flowers. She said she'll love him forever but this was it for them, this was their end, and she'll try to not forget him. It was so dramatic. He cried. He watched as the love of his life got on the back of the other boys bike and they drove off into the sunset.
He swore he'd never love another.
But of course, he was an 8 year old child, so after 2 days he forgot all about her.
Fast forward 2 years, he is now 10.
In a slightly less cringey relationship, but also a very stupid one. At least this one didn't tell him to wait until after marriage for a kiss, and they shared a very awkward first kiss that was actually no more than banging their lips together then pulling back and yelling in pain. But according to the girl, it was romantic. Maybe she grew up a masochist, who knows. Not him definitely, he doesn't even remember their names or 90% of their face. It seems his luck is always a few days before Valentine's day, as he had gotten together with this girl a week before Valentine's day. And a week passes by very quickly when you're not wishing a happy one day anniversary, happy two days anniversary, happy three days anniversary like a fool. Valentine's day came before they even knew it, and the young boy had went through the troubles of making her a Valentine's day card, only to get told she suddenly doesn't like him anymore before he even gives it to her. And so there goes another.
He swore he'd never love another.
Until he turned 12. He got dumped over the fact that the chocolate he got her wasn't her favorite flavor.
He swore he'd never love another.
But he should really stop swearing so much because at the age of 13 he got dumped on yet another Valentine's day, because she already liked someone else but only dated him because she felt bad for him
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strawberries & cigarettes // yuumahio oneshots
Fanfiction[ also posted on ao3 under account of a different username, 'Kalothetic' ♡ ] a collection of oneshots about Yohioloid and VY2 Yuuma, ranging from fluff, to angst, to smut, to plain crAck! give them more love, they're so cute!!
