the one in which I binge watch Two and a Half Men and decide to write some of my fav scenes (with a few changes to fit the plot ofc)
Okay, but, Yuuma and Hio living together? YES. Yuuma and Hio living together and taking care of Oliver like parents? DOUBLE YES. Oliver actually acting his age? SIGN ME TF UP.
Most of this is just Oliver shenanigans ft. Tired YuumaHio.
The parts separated by - - - are not connected or a continuation to each other!
Yuuma walked into the kitchen, it was 10 pm and he had kept snoozing his alarm until Yohio practically kicked him out of bed, so he decided he might as well start his day, but before that he needs a cup of coffee. The usual.
As he steps in, he sees his boyfriends brother standing at the table, blender open and filled with God knows what as he continues to fill it with God knows what. In his still half asleep state of mind he can make out some of what's scattered on the table. Cereal, oreos, a bottle of milk, a bottle of Pepsi, whipped cream, a box of cotton candy, and a few other stuff. He watched as Oliver poured the can of Pepsi into the blender, followed by the milk.
This was also the usual.
"morning" Yuuma greeted as he walked towards his precious coffee machine and put his favorite mug in place, turning around to face the kid as he kept adding more and more shit into his abomination in a blender.
"What you making?" Yuuma found himself asking, even if this had already happened a few times and he's used to it.
"breakfast" Oliver replied casually, as if he was making eggs and bacon.
"have you considered using toast?" the older of the two really didn't know why he played along with SK much of Oliver's mischief, but he found entertainment in it. Even if he worried the kid would get food poisoning soon enough.
"it's in there" came another casual reply. Ah yes, a step ahead already, always good to think forward. Yuuma really shouldn't be surprised as this point.
He's not actually, he's just extremely weirded out.
"Do we have any marshmallows?" The young blonde asked, looking at Yuuma expectantly.
Good news is Yuuma's coffee was done, he grabbed it as fast as he could and speedwalked towards the door. "and he wonders why he gets diarrhea".
As Yuuma stepped into the living room, he heard the blender start up in the kitchen, followed by loud splashing and an even louder high pitched "BLOODY HELL!".
"Did you forget to put the lid on again?" Yuuma asked nonchalantly, because it happened enough times for him to get used to it. Just not to the experiments Oliver conducts in his poor blender.
"Maybe..." came a defeated reply.
"Well, clean it up!"
Just as Yuuma was about to sit down and enjoy his coffee, he saw Hio come downstairs looking way more ready for the day than Yuuma is. He had already gotten dressed and his hair wasn't a birds nest, unlike Yuuma's.
"Good morning!" he greeted with a smile brighter than the morning sun, before pressing a quick peck to Yuuma's lips. "Morning" came his boyfriends soft reply.
"Where's Oliver?" Hio asked when he pulled away from him and took a few steps back. "In the kitchen" Yuuma replied, taking a sip of his coffee at last.
"Was he looking for me?" The blonde asked again.
"Are you a marshmallow?"
Hio didn't think much of the reply and walked into the kitchen, only to instantly freeze in his spot upon the sight he was greeted with.
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strawberries & cigarettes // yuumahio oneshots
Hayran Kurgu[ also posted on ao3 under account of a different username, 'Kalothetic' ♡ ] a collection of oneshots about Yohioloid and VY2 Yuuma, ranging from fluff, to angst, to smut, to plain crAck! give them more love, they're so cute!!
