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"oh my fucking god play it again!" i cried in pain clutching my stomach as we laughed at the tiny phone screen of rap monster ripping his shirt for the hundredth time. only sounds of dying animals or maybe their mating calls could be heard within the cheap run-down apartment i shared with my best friend PF!
"can you shut the fuck up? it's three in the fucking morning, don't you bitches know what sleep is?" the voice of our annoying ass rude neighbor roared banging on the walls for what i can assume was an added effect of anger?
looking to my left side i could tell how fed up PF was as she sat up banging back, "bradly shut the fuck up we are trying to enjoy our oppars!" she yelled back, "i'll literally shoot you in your asshole if you don't shut the fuck up,"
with the threat said, the banging and the yelling stopped but our laughter went on and we watched the video again and again. "shit my phone died," i frowned as the screen went completely black.
"why don't you charge it then?" PF sighed as she sat up stretching and i nearly bitch slapped this hoe, "i don't know headass... maybe because we don't even have money to pay for our electricity bill!" i exclaim and PF gasps as she comes to a realization.
"that's why the bathroom lights wouldn't turn on! LIKE here i was tryna take a shit, but i couldn't even find the toilet paper because it was so dark,"
i stared at PF somewhat mortified as she explained herself, "we don't even have toilet paper PF,"
"oh shit..."
out of reflex i facepalm at the actions of my best friend, she truly is a special type of person i swear. "w-wait a second, if we don't have electricity that means we can't charge our phones!" she panics.
"you're right PF! that fucking means we've been using our data since the wifi isn't on, we are fucking screwed double buttcheeks. our bills are high as it is and we haven't even paid for them, now this?"
we are broker than broke bitches at this point adding onto our multiple debts in life, we've got no way of paying for it right now. "listen LV, we can get through this we'll just have to take a couple extra shifts and missions." PF says trying to soothe my neverending stresses, "and make sure the boss doesn't find out." nevermind she's added the stress back!
it's not my fault that i waste all our money on the bts: map of the souls 7 album! it was life or death if i didn't buy it and quite frankly... no regrets, "why can't we just be kpop stars? i mean we are pretty hot, and i bet the boys would be like damn that's one nice piece of ass." i whine just the thought of it, "i want to marry rap monster oppar!"
