my dog

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My dog is... big. Let's just leave it at that for now.  She has a normal sized head but what is in between her two pairs of legs spans 10 continents wide and 6 long, just to put into perspective how immense she really is. I guess I didn't leave it at that for then  I guess. I dont even know what I am saying anymore.

We have a little curtain over the back door, which she goes through to... relieve herself. But the problem is that if the curtain is not over the doorway opening, then she will just refuse to go outside at all. Regardless of whether or not or how badly she needs to go, she just wont unless that curtain is over that door. When it is, however, she will happily, with a pant, trot through it.

I didnt realise that the picture would be sideways, but that's the back door and the curtain

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I didnt realise that the picture would be sideways, but that's the back door and the curtain.

She's also very lazy, since she is the elderly age of six, but once any food or treats are involved, it's just like she was a puppy again. Its funny.

I've used my dog in all of my vocabulary sentences that I make for homework because I'm almost always thinking about my dog and there's alot to write about since she does many stupid and questionable things.

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