Book 1: No Perfect Angel (Harry Potter, Goblet of Fire) [Discontinued]

8 Years Later with some Crazy Teens

We smirked as we watched the castle burn. It belonged to Death Eaters, but no one knew that other than us.

"This is perfect!" I hissed in Parseltongue. We learnt that my Charm Speak doesn't work when I speak Parseltongue, so I taught them it.

"Agreed. Now, we must infiltrate the Hoggy Warts School for Bamboozled Bitches who can't do Wandless and Wordless Wizardry!" Alex jokes and we chuckle. I had taught them wandless and wordless wizardry so now we teased everyone who couldn't do it- as a joke of course! 

"So, we all have to enter, pretend that we're stuck up pricks so we can get into Slytherin, work out what the Death Eaters are planning to do during the Tri-Wizard tournament and then get close to Bitchy-Boy-Who-Should-Be-Dead!" Meredy explained the plan and we giggled at the last part.

"Ok, Jacob Grace, Karla Grace and Melody Heart- if we're using the normal code names," Alex quirks and eyebrow at me and I nod. I had explained to them about Melodie a year after we ran away together. 

"How good are you at speaking without Charm Speak?" Meredy questioned.

"D-decent," I stutter. Yes, I can speak without Charm Speak or Sirens Call/Song but it results in my voice being soft and often weak however when I'm genuinely happy and not thinking about not using it, it doesn't work. We use the excuse that I used to be mute and haven't gotten used to talking yet- which is true.

"Anyone else notice the odd doggy staring at us?" Meredy asks. I turn around and stare at the dog's eyes. It was a cute shaggy black dog and I smirked.

"CAN WE KEEP IT!" Meredy screamed as she hugged the dog tightly.

"That's an Animagus Meredy," I hiss and she yelps before jumping away and pointing her wand at the Animagus.

"How dare you impersonate a doggo! Reveal yourself, imposter!" She shouts and I laugh. Alex puts up a barrier around us, just in case the person was a Death Eater. 

The Animagus slowly changes back to a man with shoulder-length hair and grey eyes. We all recognise him immediately. He puts his hands up in surrender.

"Oh, never mind. It's only Sirius Black, no Death Eater scum... sucks though, we could have used the information," Meredy sighs. Sirius seems confused.

"Right, most people think you're some Death Eater scum. My parents were Death Eaters and constantly talked about how you went to Azkaban without a trial even though you aren't, and never were, a Death Eater," Alex explains.

"What are you kids doing out here anyway?" Sirius asks.

"Burning down a Death Eater house," I manage to not stutter as I point at the rubble and ash.

"What if there were inn-"

"We set up charms around the thing. For the house to be destroyed then only Death Eaters can be present inside the circle," Meredy cuts him off.

"What are your names?" he asks and I freeze. This is the part I hate the most... but I know I can trust him, he has a familiar aura.

"Alexander Scott,"

"Meredith Scott, Alex's younger twin,"

Everyone turns to me and I freeze.

"R-Rune Potter," Everyone else freezes when I realise I said my actual name instead of my codename. While Alex and Meredy can use their names, mine draws more attention.

"...Everyone thinks you're dead..." Sirius mutters.

"Faking your own kidnapping to escape bitches who only ever compare you to your brother does that," I snarl and he freezes, his eyes fogging over and I curse.

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE DECENT!" Meredy shouts as she looks at Sirius, who's slowly coming out from under.

"I lost my cool ok! Do you know how hard I have to focus just to stop myself from shoving Alex's head into a fire every time he cooks!" I shout back. 

"I'M NOT THAT BAD OF A COOK!"

"YES YOU ARE!" we both shout at him before hearing chuckles from Sirius.

"You're a Siren?" He questions and I nod hesitantly.

"Yeah, not by blood... Melodie gifted me her powers before she had to die..." I whisper and his gaze softens.

"Let me properly introduce myself. I'm Sirius Black, you and Harry's God Father," he states and my eyes widen.

"F-O-R M-E-R-L-I-N'-S S-A-KE!" I shout at the sky.

"Give her a minute..." Alex whispers.

"CAN'T GIVE ME A FAMILY MEMBER WHO GIVES A BLOODY DAMN ABOUT ME UNTIL I BURN DOWN FIFTY DEATH EATERS! COULD YOU?" I scream at the sky and Meredy hugs me.

"Fireworks?" she asks and I smirk.

"INCENDIO BITCHES!" she shouts as we punch at the sky, causing fire to rocket upwards.

"SUCK MY NON-EXISTENT DICK YOU STUPID GODS!" Meredy shouts and I laugh as the fire explodes.

"You are not a good counsellor," Alex sighs.

"I'm good at torture though," Meredy smirks and I laugh.

"Just remember, we've all been through some messed up shit but we face that messed up shit together and if anyone attempts to harm ya'll... THEY MUST GET THROUGH THE MASTER OF STEALTH! ME!" Meredy screams and we burst into laughter.

"But seriously, can we get a dog that looks like Sirius?" I chuckle at her pun and she smirks.

"You know I would be mad..." Alex sighs before smirking, "But I'm just so God damn proud you made a dad joke!" 

"NOOO YOU TAINTED DA CHILD!" I shout and tackle Alex. 

"AGH!" I start tickling Alex and notice that Meredy is holding a stick with fire on it.

"Do I toucha da fire?" she asks. Alex smirks and clamps a hand on my mouth.

"TOUCHA DA FIRE!" he shouts. Meredy touches the flame before yanking her hand back.

"I TOUCHA DA FIRE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" she screams.

"DON'T TOUCHA DA FIREEEEEEEE!" I shout.

"What..." Sirius mutters and we look towards him. Meredy puts a hand on his shoulder, looks him dead in the eyes and says.

"You are Crazy Childs God Father, therefore you are part of our little family. Rule Number One; None of us three got a good childhood so we are batshit crazy bitches to make up for it. You are allowed to join in," Meredy explains.

"We are not crazy, we're-"

"WHO STOLE MA CHOCOLATEEEE!" I screech, interrupting Alex.

"Family," he finishes.

"Where are your wands?" Sirius asks and we show him.

"Dragon Heartstring, Maple Wood, 10" and firm," Alex states.

"Unicorn Hair- willingly given, Oak Wood, 10" and decently flicky," Meredy explains.

"Willingly given Thestral and Siren Hair [From Melodie] and Phoenix Feather duel core, Ebony and Enchanted Amber Wood, 12" and the perfect stickiness. It has three twin wands, two with a Phoenix Feather from the same Phoenix and one with Thestral hair from the same Thestral," His eyes widen when he hears this.

"Oh, and it's custom made by Olivander when he couldn't find the perfect one for me," I add.

"Anyways, we have to run!" I shout and grab Meredy along with Alex before jumping off the edge and apparating.

"OBLIVIATE!" Alex yells and points at Sirius before we disappear.