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agustd: Fuck ya'll hoes, I'm sending you to Hong Kong with my tongue technology.

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lilmeowmeow: man that was personal

hoeforyoongles: damn daddY flipping the biRD likE itS no oneS bizz

vantae: hyung is so cool!!!!!! I loved the MV, it was so amazing. I just wanna play it all day, and- and AND die. ok bye.

agustdick: LMAO look at Tae being his Hyung's biggest fanboy. uWu. also @agustd please notice him!! He's been here for like FOREVER.

=> comment liked by vantae

parkchimney: lol so everyone knows now?

jibootyfever: WHAT DO WE KNOW? I DONT KNOW???!! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW JIMIN OPPA?????

agustd: @agustdick nice username. also who?

pornesianparrapio: LMAO biggest diss ever WHY DOES YOONGI NOT KNOW KIM TAEHYUNG? everyone knows him!! does he live under a rock or something ksksjkjksjs

babymochi: Yoongles looks so DaDDy in this picture ajkjajkajka IDEK WHY I USED TO THINK HE WAS A CUTIEPIE. my whole life has been a lie kill me guys.

bubblyjinlover: damn Yoongi going all bias wrecker on my broke ass. now I gotta buy the coming album just to get a photo card that looks like this, wah DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO LIVE TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN?

vantae: @parkchimney please stop teasing me I really can't take it anymore.

agustd: @pornesianparrapio i am the rock.

memetan: IM CRUING jaskjsddhded LMAO THIS COMMENTS SECTION is everyTHING I need.

got7army: taehyungie being a blushing mess I'm SURE 

suckchin: @got7army he locked himself in the bathroom and is crying on how hot and badass his hyungie looks in the new photoshoot.

=> comment liked by goldenmaknae, parkchimney 

jeonggukkie: #EXPOSED HAHAHA poor taetae, what with Seokjin exposing his ass and his ultimate crush not knowing his name. We LOVE you TAEYUNGIE STAY STRONG

jacksonwanger: hyung! you look good! also tae do you need ice cream? me and the boys got you covered okay? you're our baby too 

marktwat: @vantae we'll be over in like 3 minutes bam and gyeom are bringing Tom and Jerry.

sunshinehobi: OMO LOOK AT THE GOT7 hyungs being so caring I NEED MEN LIKE THAT. WHY DO SUCH SPECIMEN NOT EXIST IN THIS IMPERFECT WORLD?

exo12hoe: lmao Mark's username still has me cracking skksjkskjkja 

jhoe: @agustd you look hot, yoongs! Joon and I are waiting so GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR PHONE AND COME TO THE STUDIO, asshat.

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doubleb: @exo12hoe marker's called a twat for a reason. Also you illiterate FOOL it's called BEN AND JERRY's NOT FUCKING TOM AND JERRY THAT'S MY CHILDHOOD YOURE RUINING YOU STUPID TWAT.  [see?]

multikpopstan: sksjskksks seeing everyone fight in the comments section is better than watching a 16 episode k-drama.

goldenmaknae: @multikpopstan why else do you think I was staying quiet and lurking'?

got7enthusiast: @doubleb KING roasting another KING

silvermaknae: @got7enthusiast *beggar

marktwat: you can find somewhere else to sleep tonight, Yugyeom don't even bother coming back to the dorms.

hungjae: Jungkook's not the golden maknae anymore, it's king yugyeom

=> comment liked by silvermaknae

goldenmaknae: BLOCKd

btsismylifeu: hahaha no one's even talking about Yoongi's hotness now, it's all about Tae and Got7.

hungjae: OH MY GOD JUNGKOOK ACTUALLY BLOCKED ME, SOMEONE TELL HIM TO UNBLOCK. that disgusting little shit

shititsbts: ksljkdjkldasjfdjjfalkdjf IM CRUING Jungkook blocked Youngjae cuz he said that he's not the golden maknae anymore ahahahahahah this is the best shit everrrrrr

yoongipedia: don't mind me im just here to enjoy Yoongi's sizzling new look. wow he does look amazing here, we dig the new hair colour. ya'll are funny, but im here to admire this hot man like it's no ones business. we love you, Suga!

=> comment liked by agustd, vantae

parkchimney: STATUS UPDATE: these idiots actually came to the dorm to cheer Tae up with ice cream and it's workingggg! he's sitting cross legged on the sofa with ice cream smudged all over his cute face, muttering "how can min yoongi hyung shake my heart like this he has no right. NO FAIR."  petition for @agustd to notice him. sign it please, everyone!

suckchin: S

doubleb: I

hungjae: G

goldenmaknae: N

silvermaknae: E

marktwat: D

jacksonwanger: signed x2 (from both me and tae coz he can't type with sticky chocolate covered hands)

sugakookie: awweeeee this is so heartwarming I need me some hoes who are like GOT7 and Bangtan.

raplobster: AWEJKJLALJWJWJ my heart is exploding uUWUuUWUWu TAEHYUNG how can YOU shake my heart like this? YOU'rE TOO CUTE and I think we're all surprised that Yoongi doesn't know you.

parkchimney: @raplobster he's been too shy to even think of meeting Yoongi. I know Suga hyung well (we've met on several occasions) , but Tae won't even try. he's hopelessly such a fanboy, and we're all pushing him to try but he refuses.

jaebumsmoles: OH so that's why we don't have any tae x yoongles interaction? that explains a lot..

vantae: can everyone stop exposing me I feel naked.

agustd: @vantae so you're this Taehyung who everybody wants me to meet? 

jyparkinglot: CALL 911 MAN DOWN I REPEAT MAN DOWN!!!!! Taehyung's collapsed onto Jackson after he saw Yoongi's reply im not kidding THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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