--the cliché but totally not cliché story of a fanboy who fell in love with his idol--
Kim Taehyung, known as 'vantae' on Instagram is the sub-vocalist in gayYP's BANGTAN, has always been madly in love with his idol, BigHit's rap-group's main rapper...
momochul: @kimcondom heechulie oppa, I thought I told you that I'm on birth control and we don't actually NEED condoms anymore, hence please change your ridiculously unsexy username coz face it, you're done being Korea's Condom boy. you're mine.🙃
kimcondom: kkksssdjjdjkjdslldsklsdksdkl +_+ *blushes in nico nico nico niiii*😳🥵
gayypgirls: kskjkkjsdksklskklsld MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE . my sweet baby momo is not as innocent as I thought AGHHHHHH🤯
duhyun: @gayypgirls Momorin is probably the kinkiest bitch I ever saw, and you wouldn't ever think it by looking at her cute face though. Heechul's probably subbing for her😅😂
btstwicegot7: kskskjkdskjsdksklsklsk #HOMO fever!! also all the girls' usernames are so funny omg 😆
sanaisgay: I have said it before and I will say it again. Sana is GLOWING, as in she radiates so much glow from her glowing face she should be a glowworm or a firefly (what the hell am I saying lmao)🤪
chaeyoungasf: @duhyun YOU FORGOT NAYEON. that bitch probably wants to have an orgy with all of us even though she's dating Jeongyeon😆
johnyeon: lol I cant tame her, she gay for all of us. ily tho bbg @nahyeon our loveable fuckgirl😘
yodamomo: sskksklskkkkdkjsdsslkl #2yeon is THRIVIN'😉
foreveronce: omo our girls are here to break the internet!! YAS queens!😍
vantae: Jesus fucking christ! finally ya'll are here on Insta, better start visiting our comments section too, bitches. chewy, hoe dm me lol😛
stillchewy: @vantae HI OPPA! lol yeah sure😋
minah: lmao Tae and Tzu are such bff goals I NEED😭
chaeyoungasf: @minah HOW dare YOU when IM literally STANDING right HERE☹️
sahellnah: #michaeng is cute, I ship it! 😏
sahellnah: also I need a girlfriend! everyone's dating and kaskskjsjkddkskasl im so alone and single and vulnerable and fucking ready to mingle😭😩
duhyun: hey Sana? wanna go on a date?☺️
sahellnah: lsakjskskjsjksdsksdkskskslkssklsslksl YES YES YES!!!!!! omg guys im going on a date what do I wear I need clothes! SOMEONE HELP🤯😱😨
duhyun: cute😏
goldenmaknae: #saida is the female version of #taegi LMAO😂
cheeruptzuyu: HAHAH Jungkook be preachin FActz!!! Dahyun and Yoongi vs Sana and Tae lol😆
nahyeon: lmao I just came online and now #homo are being sex freaks, my #2yeon with Jeon is THRIVINGG and #saida and #michaeng and maybe even #taetzu are a thing? 😁
sorry not sorry for the short chapter, but as I said I'll be keeping these short, making you want more!!
lmao guys my head is so full of crack what the HELL are those usernames?
miNAH, saHELLNAH, DUHyun, JOHNyeon, NAHyeon, momoCHUL, chaeYOUNGASF, stillCHEWY, and apparently Jinyoung and Jihyo match now
since momo and Heechul are irl dating, I decided to put them in the fic as well! Heechul IS Korea's safest man, ie Kim Condom so hence the username lmao
same applies to Jihyo and irl bae Kang Daniel omo those 2 are so cute imma kill someone now
