--the cliché but totally not cliché story of a fanboy who fell in love with his idol--
Kim Taehyung, known as 'vantae' on Instagram is the sub-vocalist in gayYP's BANGTAN, has always been madly in love with his idol, BigHit's rap-group's main rapper...
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agustd: impromptu recording studio photo sessions with @jhoe @dancemonster
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minyoonji: kskjksdksdk THEY'RE RECORDING? WHATHEFRICKITYFRACKITY FUCK WE'RE GETTING NEW MUSIC? oh my god Yoongi baby don't make me SUE.
hoeforjhoe: look at babie's bucket hat uWu busted warning I will kill myself if they release new singles. IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR AND THREE MONTHS AND FIFTEEN DAYS AND FORTY THREE SECONDS BUT who the fuck is counting? nOT meE
parkchimney: Whoa! Good luck, hyungies! We're all looking forward to new music! (esp Taehyung, but don't tell him I said that hahah)
jibootykink: OMO look at babie Jiminie being supportive of his hyUNGIes MY HEART.
sexypornstar: LMAO JIMIN EXPOSING TAE ON HIS SUGA cRUSH is so me that STANK bitCH such a holy snitCH OMG POOR TAE.
goldenmaknae: Tae is vowing to never speak to you again, Jimin hyung. LMAO such a pussy
suckchin: He's in the kitchen begging for sympathy cookies can YOU BELIEVE THAT ROTTEN BIH even THOT that I was cooking SHiT for him?
jinsneck:@suckchin SEOKJIN OPPAAAA WHEN ARE WE GETTING NEW EATJIN EPISODES???
agustd:how is that even relevant to this, smh ya'll hoes should look at my last post.
agustd: @vantae should I be honoured that you're a fan? I think I should be c: c:
jyparkinglot: LMAO TAEHYUNG IS CRYING. literal fat tears of disbelief is rolling down his cheeks and we're all uwuwuing.
parkchimney: You. Broke. My. Best. Friend. FIX HIM YOONGI HYUNG.
doubleb: Tae is also screaming. loudly ajkajsjasdkjhajd WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT NOW SUGA? that small smiley face you put in? HE'S GONNA PRINT THIS COMMENT AND FRAME IT.
jaebumhole: thank heavens im not there to witness that shit. When tae cries, I cry so. also im sure Taehyung is never gonna use proper emojis again. he'll be forever 'c:' ':c' now.
vantae: deleted apple emoji board.
vantae: jesus fucking christ thank you so much for replying to my comment, hyung! I've been a huge fan since June 13, 2013.
crazyforbangtan: ohmygoodness Yoongi finally noticed Taehyung's existence we have been waiting for this shit for CENTURIES. fuck yes yes yes yes yes
agustd: You've been a fan from my debut stage? that's awesome!
bangtankingdom: DAMN Yoongi went and fucked up Tae's already fucked up brain.
marktwat: well it's safe to say that taehyung isn't gonna be coming out of his locked bathroom anytime soon. he's in tears again. he also asks for more ice cream and how can we say no to his pouty face?
agustd: @marktwat that's cute asf, also spoil my fanboy okay? he deserves it c:
goldenmaknae: well, is tae alive or dead? a poll
parkchimney: d
suckchin: e
jyparkinglot: a
jaebumhole: d
vantae: hyung called me cute. tae is cute. okay I need ice cream and another bathroom that is not overflowing with my tears.
jacksonwanger: that's so cute skldhsjhljsaJGDHGSas Yoongi don't fuck him up, we need him to function if he has to sing anymore lmao.
vantaestan: MY HEART IS SO HAPPY. Yoongi called my Bangtan bias cute. now im Yoongi biased in BTS. yay
jyp.got7official: WHOA hyungs ya'll look good! let's all meet up once in the JYP building before the album drops, if hopefully you're making new music.
dancemonster: @got7official sure! also yeah we're making new music! I'm not supposed to say anymore cuz Bang PD knows what a spoiler I am, ddaeng..
jhoe: KIM NAMJOON YOU'RE DEAD MEAT. your contract with BigHit and with BTS will expire soon and I will make sure of that you ridiculous asshole dumb meathead. go fuck yourself in a porta potty you absolute stupid piece of SHIT. sjkljksaLJsdhjaajsd IM SO PISSED YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT BEFORE I CUT YOU.
agustd: @jhoe man you have anger issues, hobi. But I swear on all that is living, namjoon. you're a stupid idiot who has zero sense and an IQ of -148. your throat better watch out for my scythe coz bitch I will sever your head from your body and stick it on a pole and watch ravens eat out your eyeballs.
dancemonster: guys, what did I do wrong? I didn't even say that the album title is Cypher.
jhoe: that's IT. I'm DONE here Namjoon you're BlockEd.
agustd: seconded, hoe gtfo of bighit we don't need you and your ass which excretes spoilers like it's explosive diarrhoea.
bangtanbts: WHATTHEFRICK I just checked Namjoon's acc and neither Hobi nor Yoongi are following him anymore. IM CRUINNGdlklkjadshkjdhljasdhdf kill me now
hoebi: JOON'S spoilin' ass jus got blocked YAAAaSS kings! btw OMO NEW ALBUM CALLED CYPHER is gonna be out sooon sjklaDgasfgjhfhkDf
namtiddies: wait Joon's first comment was 'ddaeng'.. and hobi and yoongs almost killed him. maybe it's the title track of the album and he ruined it?
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deadlybts:@namtiddies damn hoe you a fine ass intellectual like BITTTCCCh im sure that's it jkadgaDH IT ALREADY SOUNDS SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE
parkjiminieee: wait I think you're right! wow Joon really fucked this one up didn't he? hahah they're gonna finna murder his dumb ass soon. #prayforspoilerjoonie
jhoe: stupid bitchasshoeidiotcrazyloser
agustd: prayers are of no use now, he's out of our lives.. *dramatic pause* FOREVERRRR.
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