Originally posted on my "Fandom Oneshots", but since it's Borderlands related, I'm posting it here as well.
Maya continued staring at the near-empty booth, specifically the one with Zer0 sitting alone, staring at a box of pizza.
After 20 minutes of mustering her courage up, she hopped off the bar stool and slowly made her way over to the booth and sat across from him, holding a piece of pizza in her hand.
"Hey," she said.
A red "嘆く" (it means "sigh") displayed on his helmet as Maya raised a brow. She then looked where he was looking; the pizza box.
Maya hummed and opened it. Zer0 jumped out of the booth, unsheathed his sword, and got in a fighting stance.
"Uhhh, dude. It's..pizza." He didn't budge. (honestly me)
She slid another bite into her mouth and started chewing when she got an idea. She picked up a slice of the hot, doughy food and threw it at his face.
A "WTF" flashed as Maya kept eating her pizza and slightly giggled. He sheathed his sword and tore it off his face.
Maya had a smug look on her face as he sat back down.
Zer0 angrily showed a ">_<" face.
"Oh come on, it was just a little." She laughed.
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Borderlands Drabbles
FanfictionOneshots, drabbles, thoughts, and rants. Because my love/hate relationship needs to be shared. #1 in gearbox (3/21/2020 LMFAO WHY IS THAT EVEN A TAG) Published: 3/20/2020
