🍺Starters | Drinking/Drunk🍸

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CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞


❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞


❝I think I might've overdone it on the alcohol...❞


❝I thought you said you were clean!❞


❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞


❝Let me drive you home.❞


❝You are NOT driving like this!❞


❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞


❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞




DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞


❝I want to go to sleep but I can't find any sheep.❞


❝How do you show fish affection?❞


❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞


❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU'RE not my friend.❞


❝Drunk I am not.❞


-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞


❝How do I tell my parents I'm a mermaid?❞


❝I'm not even tired.❞


❝I should call my ex.❞


❝I'm not drunk enough for this.❞


❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞


-hugging the floor- ❝I'm trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞


❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞




ANGST.

❝What's the fucking point anymore?❞


❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞


❝I'm too sober for this shit.❞


❝I don't give a shit what you think.❞


❝I seriously don't feel too good.❞


❝I didn't even have that much to drink.❞


❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞


❝I can drive. I'm fine.❞


❝There's a reason I drink so much.❞


❝You're the reason I drink so much.❞


❝I'm only happy when I'm drunk.❞




FLUFF/FUN.

❝You're cute, you know that?❞


❝You wanna get wasted?❞


❝I'm bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞


❝What are you drinking, and why aren't you sharing?❞


❝I'm having a party for two.❞


❝You're so hot.❞


❝I'm usually too chicken-shit to say this, but...I really like you.❞


❝I don't want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞


*kisses on forehead*


*kisses on cheek*


*kisses on lips*

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