a bald romance (IRONIC)

love at first sight

Mr worldwide's POV

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I'm so excited for the first day! I looked in the mirror and decided I was gonna rock this new school and conquer it like the sexy beast I am. 

"Maybe I'll finally find love..." I said to myself. "Maybe someone will be as bald as me... no... that could never happen." sadchamp

"Oh well, who needs love anyways!" I said, but little did I know, that mindset would change forever once I stepped outside my door. 

I was ready and started heading to the school in my GMC whip. I was stunting on these poor kids. The ladies will love me. I pulled up "SKRT" into the car to see my best friend Quackity getting out of his car a couple parking spots down. 

"Hey Alex!" I yelled to him. We were friend because he was the only other bald killed in the school, people wished they were us. Alex would be more popular though if he just took of that ugly beanie, but I just couldn't convince him to do it. 

"Hey Pitbull!" He yelled back. That was his nickname for me, I only allowed it because he was my friend. "Those girls over there are checking you out you know"

I looked over and saw this group of girls gushing over me near the school entrance. "OMG ITS MR WORLDWIDE HE IS SO SEXY OMG OMG!!!!!1!!" I winked at the group of girls and one of them fainted. 

I was used to it.

I walked into the school with Alex and everyone was bowing to us as we ran the school with our shiny heads. But, the strangest thing happened, I saw a shine. The only shine you see a couple times a life time, the only shine, that comes off of a perfectly bald head, such as mine. 

I shoved the kids in front of me out of my way to find this mysterious person, but they disappeared. Maybe it was nothing, maybe I was just going crazy.

I went to my first class and the teacher told me that I never had to attend class because my grade would always be an A. This happens every year in every class, as the teachers love my beautiful, bald head, but because Alex wasn't as sexc as me,  I stayed in class with him.

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Time jump: End of school day (still Mr worldwide's POV)

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The final bell of the day rang. Finally. I know school is pretty easy for me, but sometimes being a celebrity can be tough and tiring. 

I still hadn't seen that mysterious bald head. Maybe I was just seeing things. Oh well.

I walked out of the school and saw something I thought I'd never see for the rest of my life after Alex.

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The Rock's POV

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I was new at this school. And nobody looked like me, I felt out of place, scared even. But I didn't let that stop me from getting through the day.

I was outside of the building after the last bell of the day rang, and I turned around. I have never seen anything like it. My friend next to me, Thanos, was bald like me, but nothing like this man. This man, was different, like nothing I has seen before. 

He turned around and saw me staring, I turned my shoulder quickly.

I heard someone walking towards me, and then when the footstep got closer, I felt a tap on my shoulder.

"Hi... I'm Mr Worldwide, what's your name" and that's when I knew, my life had just changed for ever.