okay so the first chapter took so long to write so im kind of just gonna wing it rn and this is kinda gonna be a short chapter sorry its 1 am
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(mrworldwide's POV)
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ever since our first encounter, we instantly feel in love and became the couple of the world.
"i want kids" i told the Rock
"um k" he replied, to my surprise.
then we proceeded into the love making.
i went into the bathroom, and took a pregnancy test.
"cross your fingers babe" the rock said to me, he was always so supportive.
the sign showed up and it was confirmed, I was pregnant. but I had a dying secret I couldn't tell him, or anyone
two days later I went to the doctor to give birth. Dr. Phil told me he was going to have to send my baby to the ranch because hes bald and special because hes bald as only 1% of the world population have the perfect bald head like myself, and of course because he's coming out of me, he will have a full bald head.
the baby came out, but it was a full grown adult
not surprised, i dont give birth to babies because they are stupid and dont pay taxes
my baby looked exactly like shaggy and was perfectly bald as I thought he would
but because he looked like shaggy the rock was concerned.
"how does he look like that, its like the father isnt me, and its obama..."
"how could you assume something like that of me! right after I just gave birth to out son! I cant believe you would say something like this to me. im crying" i said to him
he found out
what am i supposed to say. what if he wants to get a dna test. he cant find out, he can never know.
"I wasn't accusing you of anything, just making an observation. why are you getting so offensive?"
"Im sorry, its probably my hormones" "I love you so much"
"I love you too and i trust you babe"
the rock then gently pressed his luscious lips against my forehead and all of my worries went away. he'll never find out... i hope.
THE NEXT DAY
someone knocked on our door, no one knocks on our door.
i opened the door and i couldn't believe my eyes.
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a bald romance (IRONIC)
Fanfictionthis story is an IRONIC fanfic about the hottest bald people on earth mrworldwide, and the rock. this isnt to make fun of people who write, like, serious ones i just think this will be funny to do and im very bored. there is also a side relationship...
