JOSHLER: the mess you've made

josh has a plan

i was almost going to make this fully serious but i couldnt resist making it a little weird. welcome randall the spy roach.

"hey, buddy, partner, friend, why the fuck do you have a roach with a toy mic strapped to it?"

"this roach with a toy mic strapped to it has a name, tyler. randall."

"sure, whatever. why do you have randall."

"i'm glad you brought it up, tyler, because i've been dying to talk about it."

josh cleared his throat and gestured for brendon and i to lean in. he whispered,

"something's up at this school, and this little guy's gonna figure it out. when i go to the office to ask for my agenda, i'm gonna let him loose. the mic will hear all the stuff that's going on in there."

i scoffed. brendon gasped.

"i wouldn't trust that mic so much if i were you."

"THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL YOU'RE LIKE A REAL LIFE SPY!!"

again, i'll let you figure it out.

josh shushed brendon harshly.

"nobody can know, bren. i'm trusting you with this."

great, one more lunatic for my collection. i seem to attract idiots. he's cute, though.