Presenting: Viggo

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HavockWrecker, and SHUTUP are online.

HavockWrecker: Hey Viggo!

SHUTUP: Good afternoon

HavockWrecker: It's afternoon? I thought it was morning and the sun had gone backwards. Can the sun do that?

SHUTUP: I don't believe so

HavockWrecker: Wow. I need to tell Ruffnut this!

SHUTUP: Might I ask what the purpose of this stimulating conversation is?

HavockWrecker: Hiccup is annoyed. I think it may have possibly been me. And I am BORED

HavockWrecker: Did you change your name as well? Oooh, I know-

HavockWrecker has changed 'SHUTUP' to 'MrVigster'.

HavockWrecker: Perfect! 

MrVigster: That is rather... amusing... although, I was under the impression that Hiccup had removed Krogan and I from the conversation?

HavockWrecker: I may or may not have let you back in on Hiccup's CD

HavockWrecker: Really I don't know.

HavockWrecker: I punched Hiccup's CD and now it is sparking

HavockWrecker: Is it supposed to do that?

HavockWrecker: Maybe I should tip water over it...

MrVigster: If I may, where is Hiccup currently?

HavockWrecker: With Astrid. I think they were talking about the fire. I set Snotlout's hut on fire. Wait till he wakes up!

HavockWrecker: Oh he woke up. He's screaming! Ahhh entertainment in it's highest

MrVigster: Dragons Edge sounds rather exciting, I must stop to pay a visit sometime. 

HavockWrecker: YES you should! I NEED to know how you do it!

MrVigster: Pardon?

HavockWrecker: I need to know how to talk like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Demolition12 has joined the chat

Demolition12: Tuffnut!

HavockWrecker: Good Dawning!

Demolition12: Why didn't you tell me you were talking to Viggo! I thought we were supposed to be siblings!

HavockWrecker: I thought you were in Snotlout's hut?

Demolition12: I was, I left a trail of monstrous nightmare gel outside the door, and ran

HavockWrecker: Genuis

Demolition12: Of course 

HavockWrecker: He deserved it. He stole my thing.

MrVigster: Your ahh... 'thing'? 

HavockWrecker: My thing. I forgot what thing, but it was a thing, and it was mine

MrVigster: I see...

Demolition12: Snotlout is a beefcake

HavockWrecker: A muttonhead

Demolition12: A talking fishbone- Wait no, that's Hiccup... Or at least, it used to be...

HavockWrecker: A fishbrain

HavockWrecker: Oh Ruffnut, Viggo said the sun can move backwards!

MrVigster: Ahhh, I believe that is slightly different from the context previous conversation.

Demolition12: Wow really? It moves backwards? I KNEW IT! 

HavockWrecker: I KNOW!

HavockWrecker: I WAS RIGHT THE ENTIRE TIME!

Demolition12: You know if you shine sunlight through Hiccup's spyglass for looking at things close up, you can make fire!

MrVigster: I see.

HavockWrecker: Science!

StormWarrior has joined the chat

StormWarrior: Twins, have you seen Hiccup's CD? He thought he left it in...

StormWarrior: -What? Why are you talking to Viggo? Only Hiccup's CD can let him in! 

StormWarrior: Wait... TUFFNUT!

Demolition12: It was nice knowing you bro

HavockWrecker: Astrid! Is Snotlout severely injured?

StormWarrior: Was that you as well?

HavockWrecker: Ruffnut sprayed Monstrous Nightmare gel everywhere!

Demolition12: What? I thought we were on the same team!

HavockWrecker: There are no sides in the war, my friend.

StormWarrior: I think there are...

Demolition12: I hereby disown you brother!

HavockWrecker: Not if I disown you first!

MrVigster


A/N 

hi I had this sitting in my drafts.

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