CRAZINESS ALERT!
Everyone (Except Heather and Snotlout) are online
DragonChief: Hey, has anyone heard from Stoick?
HavockWrecker: Your dad?
HavockWrecker: Why? Did you kill him?
DragonChief: What! No! I was just wondering if he might have sent a Terror mail...
HavockWrecher: You most definitely killed him
StormWarrior: Is it about that shipment of stuff you told Trader Johann to give to him?
DragonChief: W-What? How did you know about that?
StormWarrior: Oh, just happened to see you trying to avoid everyone, and running off to the docks. Very sneaky Hiccup
GronckleFish2: Hiccup, it was pretty obvious
DragonChief: >_<
97Nightmare has joined the chat
97Nightmare: What? What's going on? What did I miss?
Demolition12: Nothing much
StormWarrior: That was a suspiciously quick patrol
97Nightmare: Shut up Astrid
StormWarrior: 😒
GronckleFish2: Anyway, what were you doing?
DragonChief: ...
DragonChief: Well um...
Demolition12: Spill
DragonChief: If you must know, I was sending crates of 'CDs' to Berk.
GronckleFish2: 'CDs'?
DragonChief: Communication Devices, that's what I named them
HavockWrecker: No way Hiccup
HavcockWrecker: You want something snappy, something sharp, something-
DragonChief: Tuff...
StormWarrior: Oh no
97Nightmare: I swear if you start that again, I will personally boot you to Vallhalla and back
HavockWrecker: Hey!
Demolition12: You are playing a dangerous game
97Nightmare: Don't get involved!
Demolition12: Hey, I'm his twin, I have the right to be involved in this conversation!
Demolition12: I want to be involved!
Demolition12: You can't take that away from me! 😖
StormWarrior: Will you three calm down!
97Nightmare: There is no such thing as calm with those two muttonheads around!
DragonCheif: Tuffnut! Snotlout! Please calm down!
GronckleFish2: ...
Demolition12: WHAT ABOUT ME? I WANT TO BE TOLD OFf!
Demolition12: LET ME BE-
Guest 1 and Guest 2 have joined the chat
DragonCheif: What? Dad? Is that you? How did Johann get there so quickly?
HavockWreker: This guy asks a lot of questions...
Guest 1: Greetings Hiccup. I am afraid your father won't be able to converse with us today
HavockWrecker: That's because Hiccup killed him
DragonCheif: What? No, Tuffnut!
Guest 2: ?
HavockWrecker: Dun dun DUN! 😈
HavockWrecker: Wait, you sound familiar, like really familiar, like DO I know you?
StormWarrior: Wait...
GronckleFish2: Oh no...
Guest 2: What exactly has been going on here?
GronckleFish2: Nothing!
Demolition12: Nothing really, except that-
DragonCheif: Ruffnut!
Demolition12: What?
DragonCheif has changed 'Guest 1' to 'Suspicious'
Suspicious: Hmm, I'm impressed, I'd have thought it would take you longer to catch on
97Nightmare: Who are you? Twins, if this is you, I swear I will steal that crazy chicken, and fry it up for dinner!
HavockWrecker: That joke is getting old Snotman...
HavockWrecker: But if you TOUCH ONE FEATHER ON HER HEAD!
HavockWrecker: 🗡🤯🔪YOU WILL DIE!
Demolition12: It's not us
GronckleFish2: Astrid, Hiccup, are you thinking what I'm thinking...
StormWarrior: I'm gonna kill Johann
StormWarrior has changed 'Suspicious' to 'VIGGO'
StormWarrior has changed 'Guest 2' to 'KROGAN'
Demolition12: When did Krogan and Viggo get on here?
97Nightmare: Like right now
Demolition: Oh, Hey Viggo
DragonCheif: Seriously?
DragonCheif: *Sigh* Viggo, Krogan, what in Thor's name are you doing on these CDs?
StormWarrior: I'd think we'd all like to know that *raises axe*
KROGAN: What do you think we are doing?
97Nightmare: Oh I don't know, maybe like TRYING TO KILL US?
GronckleFish2: Uh Hiccup...
DragonCheif: What?
GronckleFish2: How many CDs did you give Johann?
DragonCheif: Only two, and a pair of regeneration charger thingies why?
DragonCheif: Oh wait, why am I even asking
HavockWrecker: Why are you asking?
HavockWrecker: No seriously why
97Nightmare: Can't we just destroy these guys already!
VIGGO: Hiccup, I must admit It's good to see your riders cooperating as a team, in other words, in perfect harmony
AxeRazor34 has joined the chat
AxeRazor34: WHAT?
AxeRazor34: VIGGO, come out and Fight!
VIGGO: Ah, Heather my dear, I've been wondering when you'd show up
DragonCheif: Oh this is just going perfectly well
TO BE CONTINUED...
A/N
Sorry! It was just getting so long...
Thought I might add the Hunters in, I think it went... well.
This was made when I was falling asleep...
RAHHHHHHHHHG!
YOU ARE READING
RTTE Texting
FanfictionHiccup invents devices which allow people to communicate over long distances, as well as being able to capture moments in time, and numerous other things. Hiccup is a genius. Don't you think? (THIS IS COMIC RELIEF, mildly weird)
