"Wow...", Shrek said in shock, he couldn't believe this was happening. He has been waiting for so long for his high school sweetheart to come back to him.
Shreks thoughts quickly changed when Ralph started to touch his lil wang. The green ogre gasped in shock.
"S-senpai R-ralph-", Shrek said flustered as Ralph started to go faster on his shlong dong. "Wait I have an idea!", Ralph exclaimed before he reached around in the swamp for a fish.
He ended up grabbing- Marlin? The clown fish? Oh this will do, Ralph thought as he continued his master plan. "Daddy what are you doing?", Shrek said in concern.
The man who wielded massive fists spoke in a deep tone, "A toy for you to use". Ralph smelt the fish and gasped for air while screeching about how badly Marlin's male coochie stank.
"Hey! Its not that bad, its just been stinking up since Dory hasn't been around", Marlin said in defense. "Fine whatever can we please just start already?", Shrek muttered with impatience.
Ralph then shut shrek up by putting his massive Hostess ding dong in his mouth. Shrek moans aganist it making Ralph shudder as the vibrations went up his spine.
Marlin then began to try and join in but before he could Shrek grabbed the fish and threw him from having lost interest in anything that wasn't his lover.
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I'm Gonna Shrek It 💖 A Wreck it Ralph x Shrek fanfic
RomanceEver since Shrek ate Fiona because of his uncontrolled urges, he had been lonely in his swamp ever since. The only person that Ralph has ever loved is Venelope but that's illegal so he can't do that. When Shrek and Ralph come across each other, will...