Shrek was devastated, he thought that Ralph was always going to be his. "That slut!!," Shrek cried out as he started bawling. There was a knock on the door, "G-get out of me s-swamp please," the ogre whimpered out of sadness. "It's the minor you dumb dumb, now open up! I need to... discuss something with you," Vanelope explained as Shrek slowly opened the door for her.
He then shut the door fast as to not see that disgrace to the pope community. The minor piped up, "U-uh-uhm-," she stammered as she pointed at the green dick that was 27 feet big. "Oh my apologies," Shrek said as he went into the kitchen, returning with a chalice of...milk? "Hm? what's this?," the girl questioned. "Oh- did you not want a drink?," the man with the huge shlong asked. "N-no I will have it," ...she hesitated, "I want to drink it, but it's not a part of my job."
"Job?," Shrek asked confused, "O-oh u-um- my barista job at McDonald's,". "Why would McDonald's send you here?," Shrek prodded, "oh god- am I going to be arrested for serving alcohol to a minor?," the sexy ogre thought sexily.
Vanellope reached for the chalice of 'milk', looking at it. "Looks rather...spoiled...whelp- milk is milk," the minor stated as she chugged the 'milk'.
*POUND POUND* "FBI OPEN UP!!" *POUND POUND*
"F**K!," Shrek thinks as the minor continues to drink the ogre juice. "Wait-," Shrek notices something in Vanellope boot. He rips off her foot to see what's inside the boot, this pain causes Vanellope to moan in pain. Inside her boot is- "Ohmygod-," a loofah, 34 gigabytes of furry porn, and- A POLICE BADGE?!?!
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I'm Gonna Shrek It 💖 A Wreck it Ralph x Shrek fanfic
RomansaEver since Shrek ate Fiona because of his uncontrolled urges, he had been lonely in his swamp ever since. The only person that Ralph has ever loved is Venelope but that's illegal so he can't do that. When Shrek and Ralph come across each other, will...
