warning its a weird crackhead story im probably high of of second hand smoke or smn idk
"yunho!" "whaaat" your boyfriend said not looking up from his phone "i want a ferret for my birthday" u stated simply before letting yourself fall onto the couch causing yunho to move a bit "u want a what?" confusion written all over your poor, naive boyfriends face "i want a ferret" u said turning your full body to look at him as he still has the same expression "are u gonna tell me what that is or no.." he said waving his hands to show emphasis "ugh fineee"
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*screeeeem* "why tf would u want me too by u the devils pet???" he yells looking absolutely horrified "whAt hOw dAre yOu saY thAt abOut thEM whY wOUlD u cALl thEM tHat???" stand up off the couch to look at your boyfriend ,who is now on the floor, trying to put on ur angriest face "uh oh i dont know maybe BECAUSE THEY HAVE GLOWING RED EYES" he say while scrambling up so that u dont look taller than him"NOT ALL OF THEM HAVE RED EYES" u say standing on the table to look down at him while folding ur arms over ur chest "WELL WHY DIDNT U SHOW ME A NORMAL ONE????" he says waving his arms around while making his eyes big "BECAUSE I LIKE THIS ONE BUT if really gonna be that dramatic i can show u a different one" u say getting off the table while rolling ur at your overly dramatic but very lovable boyfriend
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"here look" u say looking up only to see him covering his eyes with his arm "no i dont wanna see it im already scared thE iMaGe iS bUrnEd iNto mY brAiN" u cock one eyebrow before rolling ur eyes again " fine u drama queen what about a finch" u saying hoping with all ur might that he knows what that is "explain to me why i would let u get a fish when u can barley take care of ME YOUR PUPPY YOUR BOYFRIEND HELLOOOOOOO" hey say eyebrows practically reaching his hairline. u dont think u have faced palmed ever so hard before in ur life " FIRST OF ALL U DISGRACE IT A DAMN BIRD AND SECOND OF ALL I DO TAKE CARE YOU. YOU FOOL BUT I MEAN LIKE WHAT WOULD U KNOW"
" OH LORD WHERES MINGI WHEN U NEED HIM.. why am i going out with u when i could've had mingi"
"EXCUSE ME IM RIGHT HERE"
"I KNOW THAT IM NOT BLIND" u flip him off before flipping ur hair in his face and walking away back to your guys shared bedroom to go sulk
3 months later
"y/n by default u have open mine first because i am ur best friend" yeosang said like it was no big deal while flipping his now grown out and BEAUTIFUL mullet in wooyoungs offended face "riiiiiiiiiiiight" making sure to sound as sarcastic as humanly possible "um no they shouldnt open that one first they should open the one moving over there" u all turned to look over at the poorly wrapped present jongho was pointing to and without hesitation u jumped up to open it "WAIT" mingi yelled grabbing u by ur collar pulling u back almost chocking u for a moment "whaat" u yelled right back "what if its a bomb" he said trying to whisper but of course failing. all 8 of u turned to see if this boy was high, none of yall even tried to take time respond to that, so without any more dumb comments u open the present to see a red,brown and white ferret looking finally pleased that somone let him freeee "sorry but it didnt come from hell, but i got the best i could" your boyfriend said looking and feeling very proud of himself at your happy expression "OH MY GOD ITS A OVER SIZED RAT"
i honestly dont even know what this is but uhhhhh yeah here it is i also wrote this at like 3 this morning but i had to go and add the pictures and edit and yall probably know i didnt wake up at 3 i went to bed at 3 so yeahhh its a little off
