question
what would the avengers and gang look like in disneyland? what ride is each of them forced to ride?
answer
first of all, when the park finds out that the avengers are visiting, they offer to shut the park down to the public just for them. obviously they decline because that ruins the fun. tony tried to convince the team to wear matching outfits because he's a concerned father and does not want anyone to get lost. nobody listens and they loose bucky 2 minutes after entering disney. shuri finds him an hour later dressed up like a dapper dan (he looks like a miserable child). peter eats all the churros. natasha somehow gets stuck on it's a small world with sam. y/n runs away from all the characters because those costumes are lowkey creepy af. wanda dares harley to dive off of the mark twain riverboat. harley does dive off of it but tony forces thor to catch him before hitting the water. since disneyland is in california and has all the avenger stuff in our world, disneyland in their world also has avenger attractions and "meet and greets". they all get a picture with whoever is portraying them. shuri walks up to the person dressed up as her brother and calls him a furry. peter secretly judges the spider-man actor. y/n declares her undying love to that same spider-man actor right in front of peter. the avengers and gang all get their own set of ears
rides that they are forced to go on include:
•harley forcing the gang on indiana jones adventure: temple of the forbidden eye
•nat forces steve and bruce on the haunted mansion
•sam and bucky ride splash mountain 10+ times and are forcibly removed from the ride after sam flicks the camera off with bucky's detached metal arm
•y/n challenges thor on buzz lightyear astro blasters and swears a vow of silence after loosing (said vow lasts only 5 minutes)
•vision rides the monorail all day for some odd reason. no one can convince him to get off of it
•peter and tony ride all the star wars rides. peter gets his own lightsaber and attacks clint with it. why? the world may never know
•clint is a god at frontierland shootin' exposition
•rhodey rides space mountain by himself because tony ate his cotton candy
•wanda befriends at 12 year old while on the big thunder mountain railroad
•nat's and shuri's favorite ride is for some odd reason dumbo the flying elephant
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