question which of the testosterones blast kidz bop and who starts a war on jojo siwa's hairline? and who gets the popcorn ready?
answer first of all i'm really hungry rn and want popcorn so bad but i'm too lazy to make it and i fear i'll burn down my house
both peter and bruce blast kidz bop because they think it's hilarious to watch everyone slowly go insane. harley threatens to kill them but he never acts upon it because he lowkey enjoys kidz bop. tony finds out harley's secret and is sworn into secrecy
bucky and thor are the ones to start a war on jojo siwa's hairline. they are very concerned for her hair. bucky gets into a full on twitter brawl with a 11 year old jojo stan. throughout it, thor questions where the kid's parents are because this 11 year old is vicious and should not have a twitter account. bucky and thor eventually make an hour long powerpoint about jojo siwa's hair line and upload it to all their social media platforms. sam is the one to get the popcorn ready because he eats drama for breakfast. after their powerpoint goes viral, jojo blocks them. bucky is furious and pouts for a week straight. thor goes back to asgard and makes a law that it is illegal to block him on social media (nobody questions him & jojo unblocks thor). bucky is still mad because he is not unblocked. clint tweets out jojo and asks her to unblock bucky because he "cannot stand seeing the greasy raccoon sulk around in a garbage can any longer". when bucky is unblocked he tweets jojo one thing then blocks her because he's a dramatic bitch
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