How Cancer sees the signs
Aries: you need to chill and spread the love, buddy
Taurus: thank u for understanding me
Gemini: do you care about aNYTHING??
Cancer: YOOOO HOME FRY
Leo: i am but a small walnut pls protect me
Virgo: ur cute. i must annoy the hell outta u tho lol
Libra: all you gotta do is talk to me
Scorpio: my one true ho
Sagittarius: nooOOOOoo [insert dangerous act] is a BAD idea
Capricorn: you know what they say... opposites attract ;)
Aquarius: yikes!!11! i don't get you
Pisces: hUG ME