Lies the signs tell
Aries: no i didn't break that
Taurus: i don't lie!
Gemini: i'm not even going to talk about this anymore
Cancer: nah that doesn't offend me lol
Leo: i love every single thing about myself
Virgo: i'm going to fail this test
Libra: commitment doesn't bother me i can handle it
Scorpio: i did not have sex with that person
Sagittarius: mom can i please go to the party i sweat i won't do drugs
Capricorn: i'm actually a really nice person!
Aquarius: i don't have feelings
Pisces: i'm not crying over a fictional character... i'm not.....
