How Aquarius sees the signs
Aries: fuck me
Taurus: get the FUCK away before I call 911
Gemini: You is fake but you is squad
Cancer: weak ass baby
Leo: *cricket noises*
Virgo: um...
Libra: *undoes pants*
Scorpio: NO NO NO NO SHIT NO NO NO
Sagittarius: you an asshole but so is i so YAS
Capricorn: you ain't a unicorn fam
Aquarius: i love water
Pisces: fish are ugly
