The signs as things I say in school
Aries: I'm smarter than you so fuck off
Taurus: when is lunch again?
Gemini: *snoring*
Cancer: stop asking me for help, that's what the teacher's for, idiot
Leo: I will not hesitate to throw a chair at you
Virgo: "why"
Libra: oh man holy shit
Scorpio: I hate all of you
Sagittarius: I don't need to do squats but you obviously do
Capricorn: I don't understand how I failed this, I legit studied for two minutes honestly this couldn't be more accurate-
Aquarius: I wish I gave a shit
Pisces: OH MY GOD !!!