“Stay behind me at all times and if you see any Templars, give us a shout.” Connor commanded as Theiof, Ruin, Tash and he headed downtown.
“I’ll be fine, Raton. Just give me some space and I’ll kick some ass.” Tash said cockily.
Theiof and Ruin looked confused. For twenty minutes they walked. They passed the Hooter’s, Garden of Eden and a few blocks later, they came to an intersection in the downtown area of the ratchet-ass city.
“Ok who is Raton?” Theiof asked.
“I am,” Connor replied, “That’s my actual name…well Ratonhnhake:ton is.”
“Racoon-hat-key-tone?” Ruin repeated.
“No…never mind.” Connor mumbled as he pointed forwards, “We should just keep going straight unless...” He trailed off.
“Unless what, numbskull?” Tash asked.
Connor sniffed the air. Kneeling down, he swiped a hand across the footpath and licked his fingers.
“Ah, Jesus, dude!” Tash said in revulsion, trying to heave Connor off the floor.
Connor sniffed again and rolled onto his back. Making animal-like grunts, he rubbed himself from side-to-side.
“Connor, I’m sorry to break it to you man but you’re not a dog…” Theiof said as the three teens watched him writhe on the pavement.
All of a sudden, Connor stood up and straightened his robes.
“I was just tracking.” He said, eyes darting, “Fi-Fi is that way.” He pointed to their left.
“Ok…well let’s head that way, then. Please don’t do that again, leashes are expensive these days.” Tash said.
Ruin smirked and fist-bumped Tash. Connor, now back in his human mentality, lead the group towards a block of unfinished apartments. Rubbish floated in the air. Plumes of concrete dust whirled in the breeze.
“HELP!”
A/N: Hey sorry I've been gone for a while but I'm back!! Do not fear, things are about to get tots crepe-crepe. Oh and sorry for the shortness on this pert I just wanted to be a bitch and build suspense. Haven't finished AC Rogue or Unity but I hope to some time before Christmas. Anyone hear about the leaked Victorian London upcoming Assassin's Creed game?
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HumorArno Dorian, Ezio Auditore, Edward Kenway, Altair-Ibn La'Ahad and Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor) are the Assassins who bring the Templars to their doom...but not really. When Arno's off staring at Elise's croissant and Connor's downing pints of beer, Ezio...