Strange Shit Be Happening

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The nation's out of toilet paper
Woah strange
Walmart? Closed?
Strange...
Lotta people staying home
Odd indeed
Guess it's time we all go to the
Pharmacy
... at the same time

What do you mean you're out of
Hand sanitizer?
Guess we'll have to stop by our local meat provider
Everyone but me getting days off of school
Take one for the team
Got coronavirus? Cool!

Kids these days call it the Boomer Remover
...
I don't even have a response to that.
Strange shit be happening.

A/N
My mom told me to write this. It doubles as a hilariously awful rap!

Love ya,
MajestiqSeaFlapFlap
🥞

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 26, 2020 ⏰

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