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Mason: Yeah can I get the sausage Sammy?

Slimecicle: Sir please, there's a line

*GROAN*

Slimecicle: We are all out...

Carson: I'm sorry did you just-?

*MOANING*

Carson: Can you please stop eating the McDonald's intercom?

Slimecicle: How are you on the line, this is the McDonald's line? Wait how did the customer get inside, how is he an employee?!

Mason: I'M GIVING BIRTH

Carson: E-Excuse me?!

Cooper: Get him a sausage Sammy!

Carson: I gotta give him a sausage Sammy!

*Employee dying*

Carson: IT'S A BOY!

Mason: I'm gonna throw up

*hyperventilating*

...

Cooper: Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?

*emplodes*

...

SCREAM AND JUMP ON TOP OF MY FRIENDS
ON TOP OF MY FRIENDS
I SCREAM
I JUMP
I SCREAM
I JUMP
I CRUSH CLAVICLES
I C R U S H C L A V I C L E S

...

I HAVE A PERSONALITY, I WATCH THE OFFICE
ITS OKAY I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE
*JSchlatt's theme song*

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