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"That hurts my ears." Schlatt said calmly, talking into microphone in front of them. They moved the microphone far away from them but close enough to grab before crossing their legs. They placed their hands on their lap and pulled the microphone back to them. "So, let's... talk about Japan." The group looked at each other nervously. "So, let's start with a maid café me and certain friends went to." They turned to the lunch club like a cult, making Noah turn back to them and Cooper giving them a glare. "So, when we entered the maid café, there was like four girls in maid costumes and cat ears. At the time, I had my hair down it reached down to like- my ass I think. I had my hair down at the time and I was like wearing something cute with a beret with dear antlers and ears that matched and so... I looked reeeally feminine." They started to fiddle with their hair, tilting their head to the side.
"When we were sitten down at our table, one of the uh girls explained to us that when we called for her we had to do small paw cat symbols while saying 'meow meow'. When we finished choosing our foods we had tooo... uh call for her and so we basically did rock paper scissors before Ted backed down and called for her." Ted's flushed brightly and he sank into his seat. "And even though I told him what to say in Japanese, he still asked in English and we were alll disappointed." Schlatt laughed softly before moving the microphone closer to them after Gold's small complain about them being too quiet. "They also said we could take pictures with the four employees and we were kind of awkward because we didn't want to like... choose favorites. Oh yeah, they also gave us headbands for us to wear. They were also like really cute."
Krinios suddenly raised his hand, getting a nod to talk. "Yeah, uhm... about your story-?" "All the girls were cute." He blinked in confusion before shaking his head. "N-no, I wasn't asking about the employees-." "You're asking about my outfit, aren't you?" The cyclops nodded. "Okay then, Beryl." Schlatt scoffed, rolling their eyes. "It was a light brown sweater with frills on the inside that poked out of the collar and sleeves. Then it was dark blue shorts with black tights and my iconic boots." They raised their leg, showing off their boots. "Okay, story time number two."
"So, it was Halloween night of Japan and me, Cooper, Travis, and TechnoBlade decided to go out to Shibuya and walk around. Grizzly was also there but he wasn't really wearing a costume. Cooper was dressed as a combination of himself and his avatar, Travis was dressed as... what were you dressed as?" "I dressed up as a bird siren!" Schlatt nodded. "So he dressed up as that, TechnoBlade was dressed as his avatar as well but coated in blood and stuff, Grizzly was dressed casually but he wore a jacket similar to his avatar, and I was dressed in a kimono. I also was wearing a corset," Schlatt saluted, "thanks TechnoBlade." A few people giggled softly before stopping to let them continue. "But uh... I was dressed almost like an escort but not really?" Carson suddenly perked up. "What's an escort?"
"Japanese prostitute. They usually have the kimono tied on the front so." Carson grumbled in annoyance. "Fuck you guys..." "It was just a kimono somewhat open, a corset, fishnets, and some boots similar to uh... to B over there." Charlie hummed, nodding his head. "Honestly would probably make Titanium freak. But uh... I kept seeing people trying to take pictures of me because 1, my costume was badass and you can fight me if you disagree, and 2, I looked like an escort. So we were going to cross the street before the light turned red and I BOOKED it as fast as I could in platform boots with heels. The light had turned red so the others couldn't cross so I had to wait under a tree and while I was waiting..." Schlatt shifted in their seat, crossing their arms and tilting the microphone down to their mouth.
"So while I was waiting, these dudes nearby and started talking to me and they were both Spanish so I was able to understand them. They were both talking about how I was a Fly Me To The Moon covered by my life is a yolk. Honestly so flattering. Then uh... one of them started talking about some 18+ shit and then they came up to me and asked for a picture. As you know, I'm fairly quiet so I kind of stayed quiet until the three approached me. The one that was talking all that 18+ stuff got a little too close for my liking.And- you probably both remember this-," Schlatt pointed at the two, "but when they asked for a picture I said sure and they just booked it. They didn't expect my voice at all." James leaned towards Poke and whispered something, getting a jab to the ribs. "Aw mother fu-!" "And that was story time with momma Schlatt." They cheered, shrugging with a grin.
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