Context: A fever dream where no one has no clue what Schlatt looked like until they just a p p e a r e d
"YOU BLONDE FUCKER!" 'Well that's how you wake up.' Pushing himself up from the bed, Wilbur gave a small noise of annoyance. Travis peeked into the room, seeing the tall guitarist before nodding. 'Wait what?' He moved off the bed and towards the short gamer. "What's happening downstairs?" "Hm? Oh, Carson dropped his phone on Noah's head." The boy yawned before humming. "Also, Schlatt's coming to the air bnb later today. They had a delayed flight so they'll be coming later then expected. Go and get ready to meet your new child." "Wait what the fuck does that mean?" Travis giggled in response, leaving the doorway and walking to the living room. "...Aight."
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"SCHLATT'S COMING SOON!" Cooper shouted, jumping down from the stairs. "Why are you happy all of a sudden?" Before Gold can finish, he slapped down an uno reverse. Joko screamed loudly, leaning back and falling to the ground. Altrive jabbed Krinios with his elbow and whispered something to him, both bursting out laughing as a result. "I'm happy because she made cookies." "What gender even is Schlatt?" Wilbur complained, lying under the couch. "You all keep giving Schlatt different pronouns, one day you'll say she/her and an hour later you'll say he/him and then after a week you'll say they/them!" The group turned to Mason, who was playing 2048 before groaning. "So close..." He flicked his eyes upwards. "What?" "What gender is Schlatt?" Altrive hummed, tilting his head. "Fuck if I know, but Schlatt's has tits." "Noted." Krinios squinted his eyes, throwing down an add two card. Poke screamed in protest as Joko cackled. "HAH GET FUCKED!"
Poke poured his bottle of water onto the others socks with a grin. "Aw you mother fu-." "Poke, you still need to take six fucking cards." The multicolored male glared at the half/half before taking six cards." Cooper moved back upstairs like a small goblin after taking someone's Pokéballs full of different eeveelutions. Noah slid down the stairs, straddling the railing and holding his ukulele close to his chest. "Stop doing a Mikan execution." Carson blew a small raspberry, hiding behind the chair in the corner. "How the fuck did you get there?!" Ted, who was chilling on the chair Carson popped out from, threateningly held his phone, ready to smack the blonde with it. "I jump." Noah jumped off the railing, landing on the ground swiftly before sitting on the stairs.
The knock sounded from the door, followed by a small voice. "It's raining you assholes..." Travis jumped down from the top of the stairs to the bottom before whining at the small pain on his ankles before running to the door. "Did he break his ankles?" "Hope so, hate that tanuki." Joko grumbled, throwing down a card and going to his bedroom. Travis opened the door slightly before his eyes lit up. "Hi there!" The person mumbled something about the weather before walking in as the brunette moved to the side. "Who's that?" The female(?) moved towards Poke after taking off their boots and held out a hand. "What's popping, Poke?" "WHAT THE FU-?" Poke stared agape, Altrive screamed, Krinios started to laugh nervously, Noah cackled, Ted and Carson stared in confusion before Ted mumbled 'what the fuck', Gold blinked calmly before the gears turned in his head and he screeched, Joko came back from the noise and kinda stood there, Wilbur did an 👁👁, and Mason cackled as well. "What's happening?"
Cooper called, stepping downstairs. "Why is there a chick in the house?" Josh stood behind him, his hair a mess and looking like a tired icon. Charlie was also there, but he looked like he was dragged there against his will. "Dan Shnider, nice to meet you." "What the fuck?" "How?" "It's a lie." Joko blinked before moving back in his room. "Okay, I need to stop drinking-." "Nice to meet you shits again. Cookies are in the front pocket." Wilbur stared at Schlatt, who swiftly walked off with their hair following behind them(it also looked like a large ass ocean so have fun with that idea). "Wait what?"
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