I thought of this at 2:30 am while trying to sleep, listening to P!ATD(honestly a pan queen like pop off sis)
Basic TLDR: It's near midnight and the squad is for Twitchcon and Noah gets waken up by Poke's and Joko's attempts at high notes/singing(lmao) and so he goes down like the teacher he is and teaches them shit and flexes like the choir teacher he is
It was near midnight. The group had rented an air bnb for twitchcon and it was honestly pretty nice. Noah has no problems with sleeping. There were a few bumps but he slept pretty quickly. And he was a light sleeper. A mega con about sleeping with heavy sleepers and Travis' fucking Into The Unknown snores from across the hall. Luckily, for him and his mental state, it was that little bump in his sleep that he got rid of by listening to Aviva. Honestly a bee queen. Unluckily for him, two certain goblins were awake and reeking havoc of the empty downstairs. "There's... a significant difference between Aviva and a bee." "BUT SHE USES YELLOW AND BLACK HEARTS WHILE RESPONDING TO COMMENTS AND HER HAIR IS A BEE!" One of them yelled, effectively making the raven wake up. 'Jesus Hell Christ, I'll put my piano in full volume if they continue.' The argument about Aviva continued to ensue before the duo started talking about high notes in songs. 'I'm going downstairs.' Giving a heavy sigh, Noah slipped out of his bed and flattened down his hoodie. 'I need to remember to buy more hoodies.' He gave a small hum, listening to the convo as he walked downstairs like the teacher he is. "Can you two shut the FUCK up?" He yelled back, standing at the end of the stairs. Poke and Joko turned to the tall raven, Krinios not bothering to stop his berate to the multi-colored males. "Krinios you too." The cyclops turned to him, his annoyed scowl turning into a bright smile. "I like that hoodie, it fits you."
"Mhm, yeah. Can you three just shut the fuck up? I'm going to do a fucking Avery Moore on your asses." Joko blinked at him. "I don't fucking get it." "He's referencing a book called The Forgotten Girl." Krinios gave a small sigh before walking past the raven and back to his room. "Yeah, and I'll fucking deck The Lost Symbol into your heads. Shut the fuck up." Noah walked past the two and towards the kitchen, about to make a grande caramel frappe in a venti cup of ten pumps of hazelnut, three shots of espresso, no caramel drizzle, with whip on top. And he made just that, sprinkling on some caramel crystals on top. He took a seat on the counter and crossed his legs like Schlatt and quietly sipped on his frappe. Joko and Poke proceeded to have a small conversation about high notes, Joko doing the talking and Poke sometimes butting in. "Such a gentleman." Noah said, holding a grin on his face as he sipped. "The fuck?" "Poke's a gentleman. M'lady." His grin grew wider, looking at the kitchen doorway as he listened to the two. "You two suck at high notes!" "Well then, hospital machine, let's see you try!" Noah jumped off the counter and peeked out the kitchen, still sipping his frappe as Joko stared at Poke like he was a dumbass. "You just challenged a fucking choir teacher you dumbass." "...He's a teacher?" The two sighed in unison, staring at the male. "What do you think I've been doing for the past year? But my point still stands, you both suck at high notes."
"And my threat still stands." The choir teacher walked towards the two and sat beside them, immediately crossing his legs and still doing a Schlatt. "So, would you like to do an easy, hard, or normalish?" Joko stared in confusion, Poke following half a second later. "What? You said you wanted to see me try and I'm helping you." He rolled his eyes, blowing a small raspberry as the realization went through their heads. "What counts as those?" "Hum..." Noah grabbed his ukulele off the couch with pursed lips. "Hard would probably be... Into The Unknown from frozen, easy would probably be like Emperor's New Clothes, and normal would be... I dunno, probably most songs." "Let's do normal!" Joko exclaimed, getting a snort from the other. "What are you a pussy?" "Well you don't have one." Noah glared at the two harshly. "Alright, diva mode activated. I'm a star." He strummed the ukulele, getting both attention. "Okay uh... Tonight we are victorious, champagne prourin' over us-." "I want champagne." "Shut the fuck up Poke." The brunette cackled at the other's misfortune, getting an equally sharp glare. "All my friends we're glorious, tonight we are victorious. Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohh, victorious. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh(A/N: Unless you haven't heard it, then he drags out the oh in a high note, makes those high heels work, not as think as you drunk he is, and growls a little at the end)." The two stared agape at the taller's vocals. "How is that a normal high note?!" "Bruh, have you ever watched Frozen 2? Into The Unknown is terrifying, especially if it's sung by Brendon Urie." Noah scoffed, rolling his eyes and stopping a small strum of the strings.
"So uh... easy amirite?" Joko nodded at Poke's words. The teacher nodded before adjusting the strings(I don't play ukulele, I only play the piano). "Uhhh- mortal kings are ruling castles, welcome to my world of fun! Liars settle into sockets, flip the switch and watch 'em run!" Poke made a small 'o' at the growl while Joko visibly flinched. "Oh yeah(A/N: Same thing with this one just without the growl and most of the high notes in yeah)." "How the fuck is that easy?!" Joko complained again, making Poke exhale angrily. Suddenly, dread washed over the two as they stared at the teacher who hummed as he turned the ukulele. "If that's what easy and normal sound like, what the hell does hard sound like?" His eyes flicked up to the two, staring at them through his stupid bangs(can't relate). "What, you want me to wake everyone up with my rendition on Into The Unknown just like Travis?" Noah snorted jokingly, leaning forwards slightly and rolling his eyes. Joko and Poke stared at him nervously before realizing that- yes- they wanted exactly what he said. "Alrighty then, if everyone wakes up, I'm blaming this both on you. You're both lucky I even made my frappe since I'm a light sleeper."
He added jokingly, taking another sip of the frappe before starting to play again. "Wait- do you want soft or normal?" "Uh- how about you don't wake everyone up with your alto, soprano, whatever fucking vocal type you are, singing." Poke retorted, rolling his eyes and leaning back into his beanbag. Joko crosses his arms and leaned into his knees, listening to Noah's cover of the frozen song. "This sounds sad." Poke suddenly said, halfway into the song. "That's the point kind of. Any hardcore or chipper song with lyrics with a deeper meaning sung in an opposite way is usually projecting a different emotion. Like Ride from TØP, the lyrics have a deep meaning but it's covered by such chipper music you almost don't notice. When played with a piano or sang softly, the meaning get across the song and have a different tone then it usually would(Yes, I did use mylifeisayolk's cover of ride as reference-)." "Well look at you being smart." Joko joked, immediately backing down when he saw Noah raise the frappe, ready to throw it on him. "No no- please don't- I'm sorry—." Poke cackled at his sudden loss of confidence as the raven stood up. "I'm going back to sleep. Sing shit again and I'll throw hot water on both of you two." He hissed, walking back upstairs with his ukulele and frappe in hand.
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"Noah, you've been drinking that frappe for a long time." "Oh fuck off Poke, you woke me up at midnight because you and Joko were arguing about Aviva's hair before it turned to you guys trying to do high notes. CLEARLY my frappe is the problem." Noah retorted angrily, glaring at the shorter as he sat on the couch, ukulele in lap and phone and frappe in hands. "Damn Noah, have to call him out?" Joko joked, getting a glare as well. "Oh shut up, I said him and Joko, not just him big head." Mason cackled from the loveseat, vibing in his large ass hoodie.
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