Sanders Sides Drabbles #4

Deal - familial Remrom + Intrulogicality

"I'm going to fuck them."

Roman doesn't even lift his head off the desk, uttering out a quiet, "please don't fuck them."

"But I want to fuck them so badly!"

Remus' voice drawls out and at this point Roman isn't sure why he's convincing his twin to stay in the shop with him. It's not been an overly busy day today and Remus won't shut the fuck up about his sex life.

"Fine, go fuck them, I don't care anymore," Roman says, finally bringing his head up off the desk to find Remus staring dreamily at an obviously new pair of customers, both of them looking around a little shyly – the shorter, cute one with curly hair pointing and grabbing at items while his taller, stoic yet flushed, assumingly, boyfriend looks on more awkwardly.

"Wait, the both of them?"

"Bet you I could take them both to bed."

Roman just looks at him expectantly, sighing, "fine, go offer them assistance, if you win them both over, I'll cover your shift for the entire evening."

"Deal."

Roman ends up locking up, unimpressed with the amount of clothing strewn about their shared apartment and the racket of noise coming from Remus' bedroom.