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Triple Interview Meme With AU RiSK!

God, I've been wanting to do this interview meme for SO LONG. This chapter, I'm doing an interview with AU Ricky, Stephen, and Karl. I looked all over Google for a template with questions, and just when I thought I couldn't find any, I found a triple interview template from DeviantArt! I believe the original template was made by DarkGiuly90. Also, quick disclaimer: some of the answers may sound funky (EX: ages), and that's because these are the AU boys. I may do one for the canon guys too if you guys like this sorta thing! Anyways, here's the interview!

Edit: After reading this through, I find it SUUUUPER fun to read this in their voices so I highly recommend giving that a go!!!

1. First of all, choose three of your OCs/characters.

Well, Ricky, Stephen, and Karl, obviously. XP

2. Tell us your names and how old you are.

Ricky: "Ricky's the name. But you can call me Richard if I'm in trouble. I'm 35 years young."

Stephen: "My full name is Stephen James Merchant, but most people just call me Steve. I'm turning 30 this November."

Karl: "Name's Karl. Karl Pilkington. Don't have a middle name. Don't know why. I'm 30."

3. What is your job, or if you don't have one, what is your favorite hobby?

Ricky: "I'm the front man and guitarist for RiSK. Ever heard of us?"

Stephen: "I play bass for a band called RiSK as well as sing backup vocals.

Karl: "I play drums for RiSK. I'm also into fitness n' nutrition n' stuff. Wasn't born with these abs."

4. What is your favorite food?

Ricky: "Those vegetarian TV dinners are pretty good for when we're on tour. The bus has a microwave! It's incredible!"

Stephen: "I have a super fast metabolism, I'm super thin. I can eat almost anything and gain nothing. Hand me those Cheetos."

Karl: "I like pasties."

5. If you could change one part of your body, what would you change?

Ricky: "My height. Last time I was measured I was five foot four. Can't wait to hear what Steve says."

Stephen: "My huge nose, duh! I mean, look at me, I'm like Rudolph!"

Karl: "I wish I had more tats. Runnin' outta space, though. And ideas. I need ideas."

6. Describe yourself in four words.

Ricky: "Musician, lover, comedian, and short."

Stephen: "Tall, tall, tall, and funny."

Karl: "At home I'm reserved, but on stage I'm on fire. Shit, that ain't four words. Fuck it."

7. Which vacation/holiday would you rather go on: a beach vacation or a trip to the mountains?

Ricky: "Easily the mountains. They're so beautiful!"

Stephen: "The beach is quite nice. I grew up about a short train ride away from one!"

Karl: "The beach, obviously. So I can show meself off. Any takers?"

8. If you could be any animal, what would you be?

Ricky: "A cat because cats are, like, awesome."

Stephen: "A giraffe. Figure it out."

Karl: "A T-Rex. They're tough, they're strong, and- Oh, but they're all dead."

9. Do you have any particular skills or abilities that are not known to the public?

Ricky: "I can do the splits on both my left and my right. I'm a little embarrassed to admit it, but I was a dancer in high school. I guess that flexibility never went away."

Stephen: "Not many people know it, but my first instrument was drums. My legs were too long for the pedals so I settled for bass instead. Oh yeah, I can also speak three languages: English, Spanish, and French."

Karl: "I can't just play drums. I also play guitar, piano, bass, harmonica, and trumpet."

10: What is the theme song of your life?

Ricky: "Street Spirit by Radiohead. It's just like me: beautiful but with a touch of darkness."

Stephen: "This Charming Man by The Smiths. First song I learned on bass!"

Karl: "Pretty much any song by Van Halen. The drum intro to Hot For Teacher's just me warm-up. I should do a cover of it. Shit, I'll outdo him."

11: Do you think you resemble anyone from any movies, TV shows, or any other media?

Ricky: "I've been compared to David Brent before... Nah, I don't see it."

Stephen: "When I was younger I had the DiCaprio haircut. Y'know, the middle part? I've been thinking about bringing the middle part back."

Karl: "I was at Starbucks once and someone thought I was Post Malone. It was me face tats. Definitely me face tats."

12: Is there anyone or anything that you hate? Why?

Ricky: "Not sure if I hate-hate it, but I dislike playing acoustic. I mean, I'll do it, but I'm not much of a fan. I prefer the yowl of an electric, 'specially my girl- my Les Paul! Fuck yeah!"

Stephen: "I hate spending too much money on something I can get for less. Wish.com has been my best friend recently."

Karl: "Leg tattoos and tramp-stamps. They're just ugly. Sorry, leg tat and/or tramp-stamp people. Oh yeah, and snakebite piercings. 2013 called."

13: What is your ideal Halloween costume?

Ricky: "Something stereotypical, like a black cat, but with the heat turned up."

Stephen: "I was Doctor Strange one year. I quite enjoy doing the nerdy costumes. I think I might be Bill Nye this year."

Karl: "I'm not much into dressin' up. I think one Halloween I was some sex-based variation of a sailor. Felt pretty confident."

14: Humiliate yourselves! What's something embarrassing you're hiding?

Ricky: "At one of our first shows I once tried to do a stage dive but no one caught me, and I broke my arm. Yowch."

Stephen: "I once slapped Karl in the face with a Wii remote playing Wii Sports Resort. I think I won that game."

Karl: "I used to be a scrawny son'va bitch. It's all about gainin' the muscle."

15: Last question! How are you feeling today? Happy? Sad? Mix?

Ricky: "Fired up as always, baby."

Stephen: "Pretty good, pretty good. I'm a little hungry though. Those Cheetos didn't do anything."

Karl: "Feelin' alright."

That's the interview for you all! I hope you liked it and thought it was just as awesome as I thought it was. That's all from me! Let me know if you want more of this type of stuff! Bye for now!