When she was little
and not in the middle
with just a big sister
and mom (but no mister),
Crystal Ann thought it nice
when asked her advice
that they three should be four;
and, furthermore,
She asked and she wished fer
a new baby sister.
But what makes her saddest
regarding her status
Is where they now had 'er
on the family ladder --
'pon the middle rung
sits Crystal Ann Young.
