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Road head -Calum(funny)

You stumbled out of the bar, giggling as you clutched onto Calum's arm. You and your boyfriend were both shit faced drunk at two in the morning. You usually don't drink too much but since it was Luke's birthday party you decided to go crazy.

Calum ran up to the car and tried to open the door. At first when it didn't open he tried pulling the handle harder. He then nearly pissed himself laughing when he realized it wasn't his car. His laughing set you off and the two of you had to sit down for a few minutes to catch your breath.

When you finally located Calum's car you slid into the leather passenger seat as Calum made his way over to the driver's seat, gripping onto the outside of the car to make sure he didn't fall over.

When he finally got into the car he looked at you with a serious expression. "Should I be driving?" You didn't say anything for a minute while you were thinking about it.

You then looked back at him and the two of you burst out laughing. "We're fine!" you said while waving your hand around in the air. Calum started the car and backed out of the parking spot just barely missing a mailbox. He didn't seem to notice, though.

Luckily for the two of you there were almost no cars on the road at this early hour, or you surely would have gotten in an accident. Road Head

Calum drove in the direction of your house, disregarding all stop signs and speed limits. You started to get bored, so you thought of an idea. You took off your seatbelt and shifted to face Calum. He didn't notice your movements until you unzipped his pants.

He looked down and started laughing again at the sight of his toucan boxers. You palmed him and then pulled out his flaccid dick. "Keep-keep your eyes on the road, Cal" you slurred at him. He nodded as you started playing with his junk as if you were a toddler who had just been given a new toy. He couldn't get fully hard but you were getting frustrated so you just shrugged and started blowing him anyway.

Even though he was still limp he seemed to be enjoying it. You looked up at him. His mouth was pursed and his eyes were barely open. His black hair was stuck to his forehead. All of the dancing reversed the hours he had spent earlier perfecting his hair. He even borrowed your hair mousse which you reluctantly gave him.

Calum started laughing again when you tickled his balls, which made you laugh with his dick still in your mouth. You accidentally bit down on his dick - hard.

He screamed like a schoolgirl and seemed to levitate out of his seat for a minute. There was a little blood but you licked it all up and continued to suck off his limp dick.

You loved the taste of his blood in your mouth. It might even be better than the taste of his cum. Road Head

Calum drove over a huge pothole in the road, causing you to accidentally bite down on his dick again. He screamed even louder this time.

When you picked your head up to look at him you made a sour face and pulled something fleshy out of your mouth. You held it in your palm carefully inspecting it before you realized it was Calum's dick. You had just bit off your boyfriend's dick.

You threw it behind you and looked down for the first time. There was blood covering Calum's crotch.

You didn't even have time to react before both of you were dead. You had crashed into a tree.

Kids, take this as a lesson to not drink. Or drive. Or suck dick.