A Very Cringeworthy Chatfic (OLD AND CANCELLED)

Hop finds a Steelix again and summons demons

Smol_Child: ngl I think I made friends with a Steelix

Garchomp_Hoe: WHERE ARE YOU

Smol_Child: it hasn't eaten me yet

Smol_Child: Is it defective or some shit

Garchomp_Hoe: goddammit

UnculturedSwine: If I don't see you in ten minutes, I'm having Zeraora track you down

Smol_Child: is this normal it just tried to pick me up

FairyBoy: book it

UnculturedSwine: Steelix are very easy to spook

UnculturedSwine: in other words, stay still and it won't see you

Cheezits: isn't that a Tyrantrum thing??

UnculturedSwine: same thing

Smol_Child: the scientist in me is dying to kill you for that

Smol_Child: ooh look there's another one

UnculturedSwine: stay where you are

UnculturedSwine: @Betrayal get Zekrom ready we're going Steelix slaughtering

Betrayal: I'm trying

Betrayal: to s l e e p

Betrayal: he's your brother, not mine

Betrayal: oh wait

Smol_Child: technically

FairyBoy: don't start

Smol_Child: it thinks I'm its child or something

Betrayal: don't move I'll be there in a sec

UnculturedSwine: you better

Garchomp_Hoe: I'm taking Zamazenta with

Smol_Child: this is cute

FairyBoy: you guys and your damn legendaries

FairyBoy: ...

FairyBoy: I'm taking Mawile with me to chew some heads off

Cheezits: kinky

FairyBoy: yours first

Cheezits: Marnie I'm being bullied help

GothLesbian entered the chat

GothLesbian: you're a grown man you can protect yourself

Cheezits: the fairy-ness is consuming my darkness

Cheezits: are you really going to let your brother die

GothLesbian: yep

Cheezits: ;-;

AxewUwU entered the chat

AxewUwU: hi guys!!

Garchomp_Hoe: isn't it like one in the morning over there

AxewUwU: Hydreigon likes the night

Garchomp_Hoe: sry gotta bounce and save some asses

Garchomp_Hoe left the chat

Betrayal: hey lee you might wanna rethink taking me with

UnculturedSwine: why

Betrayal: I swear I think I just saw something twerking in the corner of my room