Smol_Child: ngl I think I made friends with a Steelix
Garchomp_Hoe: WHERE ARE YOU
Smol_Child: it hasn't eaten me yet
Smol_Child: Is it defective or some shit
Garchomp_Hoe: goddammit
UnculturedSwine: If I don't see you in ten minutes, I'm having Zeraora track you down
Smol_Child: is this normal it just tried to pick me up
FairyBoy: book it
UnculturedSwine: Steelix are very easy to spook
UnculturedSwine: in other words, stay still and it won't see you
Cheezits: isn't that a Tyrantrum thing??
UnculturedSwine: same thing
Smol_Child: the scientist in me is dying to kill you for that
Smol_Child: ooh look there's another one
UnculturedSwine: stay where you are
UnculturedSwine: @Betrayal get Zekrom ready we're going Steelix slaughtering
Betrayal: I'm trying
Betrayal: to s l e e p
Betrayal: he's your brother, not mine
Betrayal: oh wait
Smol_Child: technically
FairyBoy: don't start
Smol_Child: it thinks I'm its child or something
Betrayal: don't move I'll be there in a sec
UnculturedSwine: you better
Garchomp_Hoe: I'm taking Zamazenta with
Smol_Child: this is cute
FairyBoy: you guys and your damn legendaries
FairyBoy: ...
FairyBoy: I'm taking Mawile with me to chew some heads off
Cheezits: kinky
FairyBoy: yours first
Cheezits: Marnie I'm being bullied help
GothLesbian entered the chat
GothLesbian: you're a grown man you can protect yourself
Cheezits: the fairy-ness is consuming my darkness
Cheezits: are you really going to let your brother die
GothLesbian: yep
Cheezits: ;-;
AxewUwU entered the chat
AxewUwU: hi guys!!
Garchomp_Hoe: isn't it like one in the morning over there
AxewUwU: Hydreigon likes the night
Garchomp_Hoe: sry gotta bounce and save some asses
Garchomp_Hoe left the chat
Betrayal: hey lee you might wanna rethink taking me with
UnculturedSwine: why
Betrayal: I swear I think I just saw something twerking in the corner of my room
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A Very Cringeworthy Chatfic (OLD AND CANCELLED)
FanfictionA chaotic that I made to cure my anxiety about the coronavirus thing this is all canon to my series Legendary, and contains spoilers for things that have not yet been posted