A Very Cringeworthy Chatfic (OLD AND CANCELLED)

Hop Gets High

KingsShield skirted into the chat

KingsShield: guys I did something bad and Raihan wants to kill me

Feral: what'd you do to piss him off this time

KingsShield: he scared me so I kicked him in the balls on reflex

The.Kraken: serves him right

Feral: there go his fucking privileges

Disgustang skirted into the chat

Disgustang: where are you

KingsShield: nowhere

Disgustang: I just wanna talk

KingsShield: we can talk right here

Disgustang: can I just say OW

Disgustang: Leon what the fUcK

KingsShield: you know I can't handle being scared shitless

KingsShield: you kinda deserved that one

KingsShield: I would have done that to you anyways regardless because you scared me

Disgustang: I can't w a l k

The.Kraken: oh suck up it wouldn't be the first time

Disgustang: how could I forget

Cheezits skirted into the chat

Cheezits: did ya know that dicks have taste receptors

Feral: what in the actual

The.Kraken: where do you get this stuff

Cheezits: I was bored

Disgustang: what do you suck yourself off or some shit

Cheezits: hm

Cheezits: I'm probably flexible enough to do that

Feral: what the fUCk

GothLesbian skirted into the chat

GothLesbian: thanks for giving him that idea

Disgustang: it was a fucking JOKE

FairyBoy skirted into the chat

FairyBoy: help I think I broke hop

KingsShield: what did you do >:(

FairyBoy: I may or may not have punched him in the jaw

Feral: will you gays stop attacking each other

KingsShield: is he alright?!

FairyBoy: I think I broke a tooth

FairyBoy: it was an accident I swear

KingsShield skirted out of the chat

Feral: he gonna kill ya

Disgustang: found him

Disgustang skirted out of the chat

Feral: I now have the image of Raihan chasing Leon all the way to Ballonlea as Leon murders Bede

Feral: all the while Raihan strangles Leon

The.Kraken: double murder

FairyBoy: I'm taking hop to some medical help