Ship Ratings And Headcanons

Phineas And Ferb ship rates

Phinabella: Phineas and Isabella. So cute! C'mon, we all knew this would be endgame. Even though it's endgame ten years after the show... But like Phineas's damn obliviousness! Poor Izzy. Anyways perfect ship! Pi/10

Ferbnessa: Ferb and Vanessa. Also so adorable! Haters be like "but Vanessa is 16 and Ferb's like 12" shut up it's cute and it's a cartoon. Ferb is such a gentleman and Nessa is beautiful. You're lying if you say you didn't have a crush on her. 10/10

Phinerb or something like that: Phineas and Ferb.  No no no just...NO?!?! Why why would anyone ship this??? I get it, they're stepbros so it's technically not incest but like still, come on wtf? -100/10

Ferbella: Ferb and Isabella. Also no. They're just friends, that's it. If anything, Ferb is kind of like a brother to Isabella. And it's quite clear that Izzy has a crush on Phin and Ferb has a crush on Nessa. 2/10

Candjeremy: Candace and Jeremy. Again, love it. I think it's underrated since it's overshadowed by Phinabella and Ferbnessa. Jeremy is super-chill and is always super patient and understanding with Candace, especially when it comes to busting her brothers or just being her high-strung self. But hey, at least it became canon early on in the show! 10/10

Ginjeet: Ginger and Baljeet. I ship! Never gave it a thought until Isabella And The Temple Of Sap and Bee Story. Then when I saw them dancing during Happy New Year (song) in Happy New Year (episode) I'm just like "my heart!" 8/10. Also, I came up with the ship name. Some don't have an "official" name that most of the fandom agrees on so I made up some of my own.

Bufjeet: Buford and Baljeet. Nope. They're frienemies they literally sing a song about it in Lotsa Latkes. I do agree with the headcanon that in AYA Buford is undoubtedly gay but not Baljeet. Besides, what the hell was that last rate for???👆🏻 0/10

Linrence: Linda and Lawrence for those that are confused. It was really fricken hard to make a ship name for them! But of course they're cute they are happily married with their 3 kids and pet platypus. What more do they need? Also, best love story by far, have you SEEN Dude, We're Getting The Band Back Together!??? 11/10

Perryshmirtz: Perry and Heinz. Yeah yeah, I know, "bestiality". But they do be vibin' together tho. They have a lot of chemistry by the end of the show. I personally love each of their character development. At the beginning of the show, Doofenshmirtz was actually sorta kinda evil and had a huge resentment towards Perry ofc and Perry was just there to foil Doof's plans and nothing more. But as the show went on, they both seemed to lighten up more and became more like Buford and Baljeet in a sense. They really seemed to care about each other, helping each other out and being supportive even though they're on opposite ends. Then of course there is their gay subplots in Its About Time and Lost In Danville. Imma be honest I didn't ship it at first but it's grown on me. 100/10

Lolliperry: Lyla and Perry. Also really cute.  The first person I ever shipped with Perry (aside from myself cough cough).  Again I made up the name.  I know that Lyla and Perry only appeared in one episode together, Sidetracked, but their interactions were precious!  And yeah same problem with Perryshmirtz, "bestiality" but idc like I said about Ferbnessa it's a cartoon.  9/10

Montessa:  Monty and Vanessa.  They actually worked really well together and as much as I ship Ferbnessa I did think that they were cute.  I just wished they did more with the two of them.  I mean, there were only like two or three episodes that focused on their relationship.  Nonetheless, I give it a 7/10

Johnnessa: Johnny and Vanessa. Johnny was a dick to Vanessa.  That's how I'm starting this one.  He was super petty in Doof 101 and Vanessa was right, he was being really immature over their breakup.  Ferb!  Come teach this guy how it's done!  0/10

Stacetrane: Stacy and Coltrane.  A chill couple that went under the radar.  Kind of like with Monty and Vanessa I wished that they did more with this pairing.  I know neither one of these couples are the main focus but even just a little spotlight on these guys.  7/10

Canstace: Candace and Stacy. Okay, I'm all for my lgbtq+ ships (let's go lesbians!) but Stacy and Candace are a no go.  I just facepalm hard at this.  0/10

If I missed any feel free to comment.  Also if you have a specific ship you'd like me to rate let me know.