All Might - Dad_Might
Eraserhead - Catzawa
Present Mic - Cockatoo
Snipe - Snape
Thirteen - Houston
Nezu - Tea_Rat
Power Loader - BobTheBuilder
Midnight - Not_For_Kids
Vlad King - Mosquito
Best Jeanist - DaddyLegs
Endeavour - Volcano
Hawks - Chicken
Gang Orca - FreshMeat
Mt. Lady - Giraffe
Kamui Woods - WalkingTree
Ms. Joke - Joker
Ectoplasm - Double_Trouble
Cementoss - RockingIt
Recovery Girl - Kissing_Granny--------------
Joker: I have a problem...
WalkingTree: Where did you fell this time?
Joker: Not this problem!
Joker: It's actually like two meters tall problem
Giraffe: Wait, what?
Joker: I've took Jeanist to the bar
Joker: And he's drunk after like two small beers
WalkingTree: You didn't knew?
Joker: What I didn't knew?
WalkingTree: He is getting easily drunk
WalkingTree: That's why he never drinks
Giraffe: How did you even got him to bar?
Joker: I was telling him jokes
Joker: And told me to stop
Joker: I told him to go bar with me
Joker: We had little argument
Joker: But I won :)
WalkingTree: I need to try it sometime
Giraffe: Me too
Chicken: Wassup
WalkingTree: Jeanist is drunk
Chicken: Wait, what?
Joker: OMFG
Giraffe: He started using pickup lines?
Joker: Yes...
Joker: I'm a bit concerned now...
Joker: Like... Doesn't he have a girlfriend or wife or something?
Chicken: No. Most people in this chat are single
Joker: Oh
Joker: Great. Now he's telling me some story from childhood
WalkingTree: Which one?
Joker: Something about his grandma
Giraffe: Oh god
Joker: What??
Giraffe: That's a very long and a very boring Story
Joker: LONG AND BORING?!
WalkingTree: Suffer
Chicken: You mean THAT one?
Joker: Why did you wrote "THAT"?
Giraffe: Say it and I choke you
Joker: GIVE ME BLACKMAIL
WalkingTree: Don't do it. She's already choking chicken for our lunch. Thank God It's already dead
Chicken: I'm little concerned about Mountain now more than I'm about Joker and drunk Jeanist
WalkingTree: Same here
Joker: Oh no
WalkingTree: WHAT?!
Joker: He took his phone...
DaddyLegs: Wazzsp bicets
Chicken: What?
WalkingTree: That's it
WalkingTree: Which bar Are you?
Joker: The one with golden fish on the roof (aka Author Is very original)
WalkingTree: On my way
Joker: THANK YOU MY SAVIOR
Giraffe: *sniff* *sniff* someone's stealing my man?!
Joker: Wait, you're together?!
Chicken: Took you long enough
DaddyLegs: I flel sovk
Chicken: What?
Joker: He's feeling sick
Joker: Oh.. I better go few steps Away
Giraffe: hope Kamui is gonna be there soon
----Next day----
FreshMeat: WAIT! Jeanist was drunk?!!!
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